It pisses me off so much that 3 of the Democrats I hate most right now are all from New York. Go retire or become consultants or some shit.
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Honestly, knowing Pete Hegseth will be found dead in a gutter someday is really warming the heart right now.
Every time that stupid christianist releases a new DC movie, I’ll just watch Supergirl again.
@netflix.com, were you seriously going to make me buy a second account because I have two homes? Because I’ll just cancel my 1 account.
I am an exvangelical. it's honestly why I fucking hate the left. So many of the progressive left have just turned politics into their evangelicalism. You either agree 100% or you're the devil.
I love that it took less than a week for all the smug lefties to come crawling out of the woodwork tearing each other apart over this election cycle. Babe, you have 400k followers. I do not doubt that you helped but you act like you want an award.
Everyone get their hijab-inspired secularized accessory in the mail yet?
Fetterman has the chance to do the funniest thing (have another stroke).
It’s Mamdani time across America! Congrats, friends! Celebrating with you!
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At least Lauren Boebert will likely have more time to do what she loves most: give handies at broadway shows.
New York Pride, y’all better not let these shitty corporations back in the parade. Not without BILLIONS of dollars donated for forced gender surgeries on elementary school children.
Dear Democrats, I say this as a New Yorker for half my life: please, For the love of all that is holy, pick another Speaker and Senate Majority Leader.
Honestly? Sending all the energy that my friends and family sent me from their red states when Mamdani won. I hope they get it! They deserve it. (I mean this sincerely. They were thrilled!)
Dear Dems, it is clear you are being given a mandate. do not - and I repeat - DO NOT go the centrist and reconciliation route now.
sorry we sent all our old racists from New York down to you, Florida.
All I can think of is Mike Johnson, that mincing little twit, maybe getting kicked out of his role as speaker, and the joy I feel is overwhelming.
Isn't it just WILD our president went on a long tangent about basically not finding his sisters fuckable and it's not even news?
these weirdos wanting to test the testosterone levels in the military seem moments away from doing DNA tests for ethnic purity soon.
People like Fetterman, Sinema, and now Haley Stevens are really putting the lie to “Vote blue no matter who.” If you’re a sad little money whore who wants fame and fortune over actual beliefs, just BE a Republican.
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume anyone who is already at work when I get here and still here when I leave is a boring human being with no exterior life.
if I were, you know, "all about the economy and my personal finances" like so many Republicans I know, I would HAVE to vote against him. This month alone, Trump and his cronies have cost me $30k in my retirement fund.
Dear people who think Mamdani is ruining New York: please stay home. The Times Square Olive Garden doesn’t need your money.
schools can't even give your kids Tylenol, Karen, but sure, your grandson is going to come back a girl.
@wired.com found a couple of people who regret moving to America and have presented it like some kind of bombshell LOL. I alone PERSONALLY know 6 people who moved and will never come back. I guess I'm a "journalist" now.
Connie Luck is just another woman whose desire for power and proximity to men will ensure she hurts other women. There’s a special place in hell for you, Connie.
I don’t agree with James Carville, but there truly are people on the left who are so far gone they’ll ruin everything, like the asshole who said Mamdani’s not taking his office seriously. Some leftists are so desperate for misery.
Wouldn't it be neat if tax breaks and such for corporations were based on employee metrics instead of ever-increasing "shareholder value?"