WhiskeyJack

@whiskeyjack.bsky.social

Lover and hobbyist composer of Orchestral music and orchestration, also a lover of music theory and history. Fiction nerd, mostly horror and sci fi in all forms, just looking for good chats

I think I figured out immortality.Your statistical chance of surviving a really short window of time is very high. Your odds of surviving the next ten seconds, they are pretty good. If you evaluate your life in ten second intervals it should technically be possible to live forever. Don't question it

What if the presents Santa delivered over the centuries were just deferred payment, now he is going to unleash his collection agency on everyone. Trump counters with Tariffs on Christmas Town, so Americans have to pay ten percent to get their presents and the financing options to square their debt.

If there is a god and it really hears prayers, can you imagine all the hate mail it gets? "Dear god, thank you for that growth on my ****** **** ******* you F********* ** ** ****** *** and I hope you ***** *********** ****** ********** Amen

You know that question about who you would have dinner with real or fictional? I don't even like Star Trek, but I gotta go with Data. Imagine getting his take on the game Dead Space, AI, or Giallo films. Plus he doesn't eat so I could serve hot dogs.

I have a dream, and that dream is Ripley from Aliens running for president of the U.S. I would settle for someone with an eighth grade education...mostly because I am positive the current president cannot spell eighth.

I wonder if in the Hellraiser universe there is a hell for people with mild or super soft kinks? Like a praise kink, or scented candles. "Your mild irritation will be legendary, even at Winners"