finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"

alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO Stream later maybe 🤪

holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day

Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them 🤪

I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week

The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafés so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real 🥲

He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later

I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him 🙃

if ur chronically online you should: - join my patreon for a dollar - be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes - have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me) - find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)

I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾 You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible. 📝Me www.patreon.com/posts/121772...

❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with? 💬 a. I don't have a partner, and b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐 The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he? 📝Me / 🎨 Mau

bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎

WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞@whispurraudio.com · last yr.

thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk

❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy 💬 a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me (btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio'

what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy

tellonym.me

idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while

❓ I feel like I know you through your posts 💬 nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me 👍 tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio'

I feel like I know you through your posts

tellonym.me

❓ ur experience with fake friends? 💬 not really any experience with that. pretending to be my friend is too much effort; you either find me genuinely likable or insanely annoying, so "fake" friends either become real ones or give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio'

ur experience with fake friends?

tellonym.me

❓ did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating? 💬 wtaf why is every other question on this app about cheating?? Y'all please just DO NOT CHEAT 💀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio'

did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?

tellonym.me

i'm so fucking excited for my next audio. finally giving my beautiful viewers the part 2 they've been requesting for over two years now - PLUS it's a collab 😎

New Upload: [M4A] Tipsy Friend's Accidental Confession 🥴 Your cute best friend just wandered into your apartment after midnight, and he's most definitely not going home tonight. He seems eager to talk to you, though...and maybe spill a secret or two. 📝Me / 🎨 Mau youtu.be/YX7wrRkxyGg

know I said i wouldn't post stream go-lives anymore but this one's a bit outside the usual schedule teehee twitch.tv/whispurraudio

Whiscord Movie Club #1: "May Papa Never Thirst" (Darling in the FRANXX) feat. @roobzmakesstuff.bsky.social @roxoryart.bsky.social @zaphirite.bsky.social YouTube (awkwardly censored for copyright): youtu.be/s0-HXK8FHFg Twitter: x.com/WhispurrAudi...

nothing better than the feeling of a clean house on a Saturday 🤤

I can't believe the original plan was to find him another home when he wandered inside 🥹 he's my lil guy

First adderall in days refilled my health bar and made it change colors

got three scripts ready to record, two more almost finished, getting collabs lined up, & i can record/edit at least 1 per day BUT art is still up in the air for two of them & i'm off meds istg i wish i could comm custom asmr to help me fucking relax