The football version of Heated Rivalry sucks
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Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet. If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you. 📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
The football version of Heated Rivalry sucks
🎶 hello darkness my old friend 🎶
Dems, here is your moment to seize the narrative on #trans kids sports: If your child wants to play youth sports, would you rather they… A) maybe, just maaayyybeeeee, have a trans teammate who they might become friends with; or B) be forced to show their genitals to an adult?
An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
“If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?” Imagine posing what you think is a punchy rhetorical question…and it’s a textbook example of survivor response to abusive behavior? I honestly cannot believe his aides kept that in. F*ck this guy.
Anyone who has worked with domestic violence victims know the answer to this is too often yes.
Best starting pitcher in the league goes to the best team in the league with the highest payroll by farm. Bully for Skubal, but this shit sucks for the league. As if the Dodgers weren’t already the Man City of MLB 🙄 Go Brewers. Go Rays. Go anyone who can defeat this.
98 games later the Astros are finally back up to .500 You have to go back to April 7 to find the last time they didn’t have a losing record.
@joshgondelman.bsky.social I’ve never thought this much about consumer packaging since Bo Burnham’s Pringle cans bit
The basic story of the Odyssey as told by The Simpsons: “So you don’t defy the gods?” “No, hecatomb down!”
Is this still the same process Sixers fans were told to trust?
Per Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.
Reminds me of the old joke about the salesman on his wedding night…
Trump on data centers: "You have to convince your communities how great these things are. You can't fight it. You have to go with it."
It was already cool that Spain’s mens and women teams pulled the international soccer equivalent of UConn basketball in 2004 and 2014. But to have emotionally intelligent players who give their counterparts their flowers too? Damn.
In case you didn’t have enough reasons to love Spanish football, here’s some more wholesome content of the male players paying their respects to the women’s team, which also won the world cup www.instagram.com/reel/DbEsgxe...
Opened this thinking for sure by “experts” they meant Tom Edsall and Bret Stephens. Credit where credit is due: they were an array of Michiganders with deep knowledge of the state. More of this and less Ross Douthat please @nytimes.com
Opinion | Who Should Represent Michigan? (Gift Article)
Times Opinion convened a panel of experts to help voters make sense of the race.
nytimes.com
“Rich, bloviating asshole says a thing” does not warrant column inches in the newspaper. He says a lot of things, and makes a lot of empty promises. 9 years ago:
The billionaire says the AI-generated film will stay true to Homer’s original, after repeatedly criticising Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster over its casting choices
Really enjoyed reading The Iliad and The Odyssey. Just wish Homer hadn’t given into fan calls to ship Telemachus and Circe.
I won’t be participating in the MTG reputation rehabilitation tour, but broken clock and whatnot
That’s the goal Spain deserved. Holy crap that was a beautiful assist and strike on the bounce!!
Don’t put me to the sword here, but I was not particularly moved by The Odyssey. It was big, it was loud, it was…fine. There were certainly parts I liked, but I found the script lacking in places. All the actresses in Hollywood and Zendaya was Nolan’s choice? She lacked gravitas for the role IMO.
Can’t recall who, but someone once said that most people of influence in right-wing circles don’t have a coherent ideology, they have adult Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Not seeing a lot of evidence to the contrary.
MAGA cultist Eric Metaxas was outraged by seeing an air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires that suggested people limit outdoor activity: "How dare they say that. Who has the right to tell me or you or anyone anything? It's a free country. I can do whatever I want."
So it’ll be an all-Spanish affair in the World Cup final: Castilian Spanish versus Italian Spanish
I’m sorry but this is kind of penalty is horseshit. At the absolute edge of the box, Yamal just throws his body towards Dign. No real attempt to play the ball by Lamal and yet he gets the PK call. This is the sort of wildly disproportionate injustice that soccer produces and I hate it.
At this point my rooting preferences for the World Cup basically align with my views of their elected heads of state 🇫🇷 France: Yesssss 🇪🇸 Spain: OK! 🏴 England: Ehhh, I’d rather we didn’t 🇦🇷 Argentina: oh hell naw
Prominent political officials in the United States are some of the few people on this planet who have a real measure of power to minimize the suffering of others. Did you use your power to do so? If yes, to what extent? If not…of what good were you to anyone who wasn’t your family or colleagues?
Dear Democratic politicians, Lindsey Graham deliberately chose to spend his last years making the lives of people in the US and abroad as miserable as possible. The fact that he also had that certain brand of charming southern geniality for his colleagues makes it worse, actually.