@whitrb.bsky.social

If we’re really serious about this, we should cut off the flow of spray tan and facial fillers to the Republican Party and establish a 2000% dickhead tariff.

Is it possible to get some form of repetitive strain injury from rolling your eyes and saying “dickhead” multiple times a day? More importantly, will OHIP cover it?

Watching the school concert tonight, I concluded that EVERY school concert should end with a mass concert band of happy music kids playing “Take on Me.”

Is there a scientific correlation between how clean your kitchen is vs the amount of paperwork you’re avoiding? I cleaned the light fixtures. Must be tax time.