coco ☼

@whoiscoco.wtf

💛⭐️🌼🐝🍋🍯 21+ only (I don’t believe in TMI) follow only if u enjoy chaos she/her/they💗💜💙

my sister is falling for some pyramid scheme shit. i tried to warn her and she called me a hater and said in 6 months she is gonna be her own CEO and making $4k a week 💀 ok girl let’s see it I love a good show 🍿

it’s honestly impressive how inconsistent I am with this app but it’s always nice to hop on whenever and see the same cute faces on the timeline that ive seen for a couple yrs now😫🌷💐 like i fucking luv u all

my petty ass appealing a $58 parking ticket the city gave me when I was literally in the hospital and couldnt move my car for the stupid street cleaning 😭 im uploading documentation and everything lmfao that $58 is worth several iced coffees

god bless the random 2 fast food fries that fall out into the bottom of the bag only to be discovered as surprise fries after you think you’ve eaten every possible one

trying to complain about things on bsky all day today but every time I tried it wasn’t working so now I need to complain about bsky too

I’m always in my underwear so when i put actual pants on my dog knows its time for his walk and starts going towards the door. its the accidental pavloving for me

gm I cant believe it’s april😀🌤️🌿🌻🐛🐞🦋 I could potentially be birthing a whole child this month !! or maybe not, maybe May ! Love the Not Knowing of it all it’s kinda fun stay tuned