*Trying to make a fake musician* *Ah yes… John Bon Jovi from the band Bon Jovi*
Wide North
@widenorth.bsky.social
Fat bear in the middle of nowhere. NSFW https://onlyfans.com/widenorth if you want to help.
Roomate is telling me that I can’t just blair witch in the corner while im waiting for the microwave
POE2 update, teamfight tactics season, and onimusha all in one weekend. Where were the games last month 😭
Off probation and got a small raise. Im so glad it looks like me uprooting my life paid off.
Spending the afternoon trying not to burp out loud in the office
Learning to not care that the mcds near my work definitely talks about me since Ive been there twice a day for the past week.
Why am I hearing the hoa hoa hoa song faintly on the breeze
Such a warm night. My fupa needs to cool down. I believe some of you wishes to be where the fan is. Yes?
Tims Hortons isnt amazing, but the niche of cheap sandwiches and coffee is not being filled in the US. Closest is Panera bread, but ehh
Feels like I need to size up my pants again with how tight my they’re feeling this morning.
Found my old shirt again and had to see how things have changed haha. 8 years, 350 lbs.
Finally watching the origanal Avatar animated series and I did not knowwww I should have gotten through it sooner
If I wasn’t a gainer Id rarely be caught in a chain restaurant, but seeing the calorie counts do things to me 😅
A fatty milestone I didn’t realize existed is now that chairs have too little surface area and hurt after a few minutes, Im down to half booths with movable tables for restaurant seating. Also, I haven’t gotten two chairs to work well before someone mentions that.
Men’s washrooms are so dumb. You know those urinals where people are never there for more than a minute? Let’s do 5 of those. A toilet where one person can hold a stall up for tens of minutes? Just one. If you need to go at the same time as someone else, fuck you.
Doing my absolute best to beat the heat, anyway possible…🥛😮💨🔥 You mind if we go for a swim? 🏊♂️ Just be sure to have lunch & some snacks ready soon..😇🐽🥪🍪🥤
Ugg I wish I was shorter sometimes. Some of these shortstacks are so round and blobby that it makes me jealous.
