My The Odyssey take is that Odysseus went too easy on those guys who were mean to his dog for so long.
Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! Fancy businessman @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. Owner of 60+ chairs. He/Him Patreon: wigu.club wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and https://www.topatoco.com/
Imagine being so utterly incompetent that someone sneezing could cause you to lose your meatball, setting in motion a chain of events that would result in the creation of a horrific "meatball tree"
A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on:
Here's a new comic! You might remember Howard from Mulder Lessons www.dollmilk.com/mulder/ And there will be a new exclusive comic tomorrow at wigu.club!
New print by @rosemarymosco.com!✨ This handy moth guide will help you to ID the different types of moths out there, such as "ooh, green" and "that one, you know, with the thing-arg. I forget the name" 👍 🦋 topatoco.com/collections/romo/products/romo-bmcomicprints 🦋
Tracking the reactions a person gets from this shirt in the wild in REAL TIME! (spoiler: they're all good) topatoco.com/products/wig...
GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt
GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo!
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Benjamin is ... making ottr@benjaminlistwon.com · last wk.Going to test out the new shirt at the coffee shop. Thanks @wigu.org
Stop2End is just pressing the elevator door close button except it makes 5000 other elevator doors ask you for money
The dentist I go to is called Mountain View Dental but I changed it on my phone to say Mountain DEW Dental because I think it would be funny if Mountain Dew had a dental office. Anyway keep on keepin on!
Missed a call I was waiting for because, while it was coming in, my phone was busy declining the 9th spam call I've received today. Absolute dogshit
Here's a classic Overcompensating comic about whether butts or boobs are better www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...
![Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I been wonderin'... are you a "butts-man" or a "boobs-man"? Weedmaster P: BUTTS, MAN BIG OL JUICY ROUND BUTTS SHAKIN LIKE THEY'RE DRIVIN DOWN A DIRT ROAD Jeffrey: Ha ha! I tricked you! Butts are the part of the body that poops come out of! I bet you like poops, too! Weedmaster P: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING Jeffrey: Poop-liker! [[Weedmaster P runs home and cries like a sissy into a pillow.]] Weedmaster P: RRRR NNNNN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreiai6w4wajoripozhjzkfew3t4c3ye4o2ae75yjp5oovibr25rgdlu)
New shirts! We are taking pre-orders for two new Buttercup Festival shirt designs over the next seven days, so please order soon if you're interested. Personally, I think you would look great in either one. topa.to/buttercupfestival
Today wasn't great, but I didn't see a single cybertruck. It's important to appreciate the little things.
If Elvis hadn't been such an ignorant hick the song would have gone "You aren't anything but a hound dog."
My GenAI is for Losers shirt just restocked! I probably get more compliments on this shirt than any other I've designed. Maybe too many. Last time was at the grocery store at 7:30am. topatoco.com/collections/...
GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt
GenAI is for Losers Shirt ✨ Shirt. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo!
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TopatoCo@topa.to · 2w agoA few things are back in stock! Yippee! Wahoo! Oh boy! 🤸 These (and even MORE things) can be found at Topa.to/restock! 📨 Yaaay! \(^O^)/
Ugh I just got pulled over cause my ass is too fat??? I got let go with a warning but still. That was NOT on my 2026 bingo card
🌑 It's #MoonDay! 57 years ago, humans landed on the moon! And 57 years before that, it was werewolves! And 57 before THAT it was unicorns! Next it'll be Mothman on the moon, just you wait... 🚀 topa.to/wonderpins2 | topa.to/itson 🌕
I hated QR codes when they came out and still do. Make a short URL. It takes less time to type in a 10 character URL than it does to open your camera app and focus it right, and you still get just the same mad when it doesn't work
Happy National Personal Chef Day! They are COOKING!!! 👏 And baking and sautéing and frying and marinating and chopping and mixing and 🍴 Topa.to/otherclothes 🍳
If I were Kubla Khan and I was in Xanadu I would simply decree a stately pleasure-dome