Why don’t my parents instill any mediocre white male confidence in me
flight of the conchords is so funny but it should’ve been set in NZ… like peep show and NTB are so specific bc they’re set in their own hometowns
Hilary Duff concert Wednesday. I found my old chokers and butterfly clips… idk what else used to be fashion in the early 2000s
Watched Giulia, a show about a woman who kills men… perfect show (based off this) allthatsinteresting.com/aqua-tofana
The Macabre Tale Of Aqua Tofana, The Poison That Killed 600 People In 17th-Century Italy
The effects of the poison mirrored a serious flu, but the victim grew progressively sicker with each dose and eventually died.
allthatsinteresting.com
I love just deciding to end my day and getting the fuck out of work
I was on my way home when my friend told me that some rich lady bought a bunch of tickets to Death of a Salesman (bway) and was giving out free tix to tonight’s sold out show… so I ended up going
Having such a bad mental health day and I want to go online and see funny things but all ppl do online is just be miserable and complain and look for things to be upset about
Never being able to sleep on flights is so miserable sometimes. How do ppl do it
I’ve been all over LA and my god things take forever. This city is so enormous… I have nothing but time to commute but my goodness it takes forever to get anywhere
Already managed to walk 13k steps and I have barely been outside 3 hours wtf
I know I’m in LA when I go to a cafe and order and the guy goes “it’s a pretty large portion” and I tell him it’s fine I’m hungry, and then I end up giving half my food to an unhoused person
Put on more sunscreen than I ever have in my life before… I will not get burnt again
My friend drove 40 min both ways to pick me up from the airport at like 1am last night even tho I could’ve easily paid for an uber…. I have the kindest friends truly
Rly bad idea to take a night flight from east to west coast. It’s like 2am my time and I’m so tired and will never be able to sleep on flights
People still wearing belts to the airport… what’s the point. What’s wrong with wearing pants that don’t need belts on flights
Omg QOTD looks soooo good… Akasha will kill all men 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍