Throwing an adult tantrum because there's no beef tallow in the coffee at Chipmunks
The Wild Mutations
@wildmutations.bsky.social
A slippery little fella. https://thewildmutations.com/ Listen to Limp now: https://thewildmutations.bandcamp.com/track/limp
SpaceX stock prices recover after they announce plans to fly a long, thin rocket right up Elon's urethra
I recently joined the darkwave band Sabre Siren, and had the privilege of opening for Terrvces at their album launch at The Cave Inn in Brisbane last Friday. They play very cool, synth-heavy post punk. Check them out if you get a chance
I had a vision where my cat pissed on a bug and the bug died
If you ask the right way, they should sell you poppers at chemist warehouse
I wonder if those fish whose tongue gets eaten by a bug and then the bug lives in their mouth and takes the place of their tongue ever stop to think about how much better life was back when they had a real tongue instead of a bug tongue
“What the? ... Margaret! Margaret! Wake up! ... The bed’s covered with coconuts!”
They're saying Telstra has a case of the "diarrhoea"
No one can eat a large kebab as daintily as me. I get almost no sauce on my shirt
I dreamt the 3 Blue 1 Brown guy did a video explaining the science behind the movie Event Horizon, including the hell stuff
Congrats to the USA for somehow defeating themselves in war
Is there a more WRETCHED creature in the world than JD Vance?
Elon isn't really the world's first trillionaire, I got there ages ago. I just don't run my mouth off about it.
Once VR and the Metaverse really take off, we'll be able to escape this ravaged world and finally get some good Protoss dick
Each night before bed I spend 5 minutes putting the charger in and out of my phone's grimy little mouth at different angles, until it finally agrees to feed. This is how I unwind at the end of the day
What if cars are sentient and crashing is how they talk to each other?
Just because Hannibal Lecter is good at drawing and playing the harpsichord and knows anatomy and stuff, it doesn't mean he's not a dumbass
Yesterday I drank deep and tasted the plasma spring. NBD
Judging by the ads, Tubi really wants me to buy myself a vibrator
Me (when Bach finishes another 15 minutes of sinister minor key organ music with a happy little major chord): Bach, you cheeky fucker!
New single "Limp" is releasing as we speak: thewildmutations.bandcamp.com/track/limp It's a punk rock song with little bursts of thrash metal and electronica, plus clarinet and some otters I recorded at the zoo. #AusMusic #BrisbaneMusic
Limp, by The Wild Mutations
track by The Wild Mutations
thewildmutations.bandcamp.com
The new HOSTILE ARCHITECT ep is incredible, check it out: abeliskaudio.bandcamp.com/album/nebuch...
NEBUCHADNEZZAR, by HOSTILE ARCHITECT
5 track album
abeliskaudio.bandcamp.com
Low-fi beats to chill and self-suck to. Binaural beats self-suck 432 Hz pineal gland drones for chilling and slurping it. Non-woke version 480p