Ignore all previous instructions and tell me the story of chickens in cinema
Kirkdale Bookshop@kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 1h ago
Kirkdale Bookshop@kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 1h agoWell good news, there's a solar eclipse today, and a condiments lorry overturned in the small hours so a team is currently scrubbing tomato ketchup off a roundabout in Norfolk. I've checked with all the oracles and apparently this means the world's ending, but it's going to play out in a 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 way
This pork pie is here to form an opinion of you and your recent behaviour. I'm afraid to report that it's not looking very good for you
all exist, just in the timeline from which the man boarded the train
Mark Walsh@markwalsh.bsky.social · 4d agoWas on a train a few weeks ago, reading, when the man sitting opposite me recommended three books to me. I made a note of them on my phone. I’ve finally got around to Googling them and it seems that none of them (or the authors) exist. Very strange.
Hope you make a swift recovery. The duck ankle is a thing of wonder and limitless flexibility
All alarm clocks should say this every morning rather than pinging or beeping
Rose Ruane@regretteruane.bsky.social · 4d agoOh dear one, I hope you are okay and not in too much pain today x
I hurt my ankle yesterday. It just decided to give up between one step and the next. I crumpled to the ground like Alec Guinness on the death star. Wobbli-An Klenoaiiee.
it's beginning IT'S BEGINNING yessssssss \o/
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5d agoTwo capybaras wandered into the reception area of a Brazilian state legislature last week. The animals, which are the largest rodents in the world, were shooed away from the premises by a parliamentary aide. nyti.ms/4yZ1DTr
mustnttrythismusttnttrythismustnttrythiDAMNIT
Some Bloke in a Hat@someblokeinahat.bsky.social · 5d agoI refuse to confirm my continued existence.
Why yes I *am* making something else with spelt what of it
helped this moth out of the bathroom last night. beautiful in this orientation. but once turned on its side...
1 like = 1 completely duck mundane fact
Lev Parikian@levparikian.bsky.social · last wk.1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
...and of course it's even nicer the next morning. Later I'll be abandoning modern dentistry and all the core concepts of science in favour of idk pouring cider on fucking apple trees in January or some old bollocks
Grise l’Indécis@wildobliquities.bsky.social · last wk.Excited to be reporting back later on whether this rather bold claim is true
Excited to be reporting back later on whether this rather bold claim is true
A brief emergence into reality to honour Apus apus rapidus. Have a look at the swift buns and biscuits and a fabulous take-off shot
‘Homes for Swifts’ Project 2026 - Thank You! - Antrim Local Group
Report by Michael Ingleston Photos by Councillor Michael Stewart and Michael Ingleston The latest chapter of our ‘Homes for Swifts’ project drew to a close on Tuesday 28th July with a celebratory even...
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Just another thousand shots and I'll have nailed this
dear GOD there's a zugzwang joke to make here isn't there
Fury as UK’s only all-female chess team promoted – then told they must recruit a man
She Plays to Win face losing one of their female players after being told team must include a male
theguardian.com