will buikema
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well if we're here to talk about "time management issues" which one of us "wasted" 20 minutes listening to stories about my cat
it's january 23rd 2027 matt damon is on day 236 of doing press for the odyssey his mouth trembles attempting to maintain a smile "i liked part where chris made me eat sand" handlers carry matt by his chair into next interview
feels like we're ~12 hours away from learning all about kyle shanahan's poorly organized fantasy football grift
lot of poop talk in this one just a heads up
Secret Base@secretbase.bsky.social · last wk.Will talked about the 1919 Stanley Cup Final because Seth had a weird flight home the day of the World Cup Final. It makes sense I promise. It makes some sense. If you squint, it's there. And we look handsome. Again, if you squint. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...
given all the discourse around the odyssey i’m surprised no one has brought up the worst part of the film which is the trailer shown beforehand for “i play rocky”
saw the odyssey, bold choice to shift into a 4DX experience halfway through but nolan knows how to entertain
sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.
last night i forgot to lock my car. this morning i found it filled with used diapers, chewed cigarette filters, and a note written in lipstick, signed 'james corden and the after hours crew'
our newest video's out on Patreon about the most brutal, unlucky career in MLB history. ad-free, early access over there, or you can wait for it to hit YouTube next week. Kenny Lofton will remain just as cursed by then. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...
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toughest part is with a win pochettino would’ve had enough xp to unlock a new shirt
tough scene on the american bench as trainers decide that it’s necessary to destroy pulisic
usmnt truly representing the usa by showing we’re prepared to stop caring about this sport without a moment’s notice
Definition of a true England football fan: white and red face paint, no shirt, terminal sunburn, no idea where wife is, Stella, any food from a local convenience store or gas station.
will buikema@willbuikema.bsky.social · last mo.the definition of a true fan: foam finger, shirt too small, headwear that holds two canned bevs, no idea where wife is, nachos
the definition of a true fan: foam finger, shirt too small, headwear that holds two canned bevs, no idea where wife is, nachos
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
youtube survey: “hey which of these sodas do you like? coke, pepsi, dr pepper? any of them?” me being a cheeky little bitch: “hand to god i’ve never heard of any of these”
i'm just a man standing in front of a cat asking him to eat his prescription wet food formulated to keep his urinary tract from blocking up and killing him
[walks into bosnia locker room] it smells like vić in here
twitter is going wild that the woke usmnt isn’t playing hiszegovina
congratulations to shea weber's 14-year contract. hell of a career. outlasted weber by five seasons, traded three times since 2022, you were 4 months away from getting engraved on the 2023 cup. hell of a run.
I would love if, just for one week, the Tim Robinson hot dog sketch wasn’t the best and most trenchant political analysis of America
happy "yeah but in 3 years it'll only be 8.3% of the cap" day to all who celebrate
lamelo ball's tattoos have "jared leto is the best joker" energy
you do gotta hand it to the oilers for committing to the bit. hitchcock, tippett, woodcroft, knoblauch, babcock. morality be damned, they did it for the vine
if you start watching this tonight at 9:27pm est then you'll see brett hull's legal and fine goal exactly 27 years after it happened www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNZn...
Dallas Stars at Buffalo Sabres: 1999 Stanley Cup Final Game 6 (BEST QUALITY)
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