DANCETERIA PLAYING ON THE RADIO AT THIS RANDOM ASS RESTAURANT IN NAPLES OMG I LOVE EUROPE
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In my ancestors homeland (Naples) and tried to go to the restaurant where they invented pizza and it’s fucking closedddddddddd
Me 30 seconds after arriving in Positano: “why the fuck did my ancestors leave here for upstate New York?” Me 8 hours in Positano after 99% humidity and an ant infestation in the villa: “okay they made some points”
There’s an epidemic of bad veneers and filler at the beach club
I don’t care if I was at Club Confessions New York!!!! Kylie Minogue should have been THERE INSTEAD
Mykonos drag is honestly unmatched bc what do you mean we’re getting an Anastacia number complete with her glasses😭😭😭
It’s a very Greek summer 🇬🇷
The last time I was in the Athens airport, I got dumped via text message from someone halfway across the world. This time I had half a bottle of Campari to myself in the lounge and I just think that’s beautiful growth
Unfortunately I’ve fallen for g*lf st*te propaganda flying em*rates :(
My drunk ass trying to keep cool between all these yiayias in line 😅
Unfortunately I’m about to be *that* American tourist ✌🏼
Hillary Rodham Clinton shady news and facts@williamferr.bsky.social · last wk.Once again begging every European tourist to figure out how to order a bagel in under 30 seconds because why am I about to cause a scene
Once again begging every European tourist to figure out how to order a bagel in under 30 seconds because why am I about to cause a scene
Buying another queer novel that I know I won’t read on my flight tomorrow
Got whiplash when I discovered Casey Anthony’s TikTok account
Driving down the backroads of Westchester County, sunroof open, Amber Mark on full blast… life is good
Seeing lots of hate for I’m so stupid online but it’s one of her best songs sorry
The gym stopped playing music and I’m kind of living for the old queen on the smith machine next to me singing read my lips off key
All I can say is thank god I got a second workout in today
The gym simultaneously being empty but every piece of equipment I need is taken is my 13th reason
Becoming a bag person I fear
Do I know what yerba mate is? No. Will I always snag one off the shelf at whole foods? Yes.
Didn’t run into Debi Mazar :/
Madonna halftime show prediction: Erotica Fever Vogue Rain Express Yourself Deeper and Deeper