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"I support Man City. Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life!"
Dr Who to the Brigadier, when he wanted to reason with the Cyborgs
IggyPopBarker@iggypopbarker.bsky.social · 6h agoYou'll get no common sense out of a robot bastard.
Pissing down here. The reservoirs will be overflowing again. Hope the south is ok?!
Sofia's Evil Look to Sweet Smile
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Just turned The Hundred on by mistake & was instantly subjected to Alex Hartley's 12yr old yonner voice.
David Rose's Guinea Pig Wood Chipper Reaction
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So who did know about it? "Field Marshal Haig, Field Marshal Haig's wife, all Field Marshal Haig's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I bumped into in the mess the other day called Bernard.”
The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterdayWenger and Infantino’s No 2 Grafström criticise ‘sad and reproachable’ World Cup plan
Austin Powers Stuck Driving
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Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · yesterdayApologies: I’m not online much, I haven't paid any attention to Rod Liddle for a long time, I didn't really know his extremes. I do now: I wouldn’t have posted if I'd known. I’ve seen death of difficult people up close (and its impact on others): that’s the only reason it was on my mind as an issue.
🎵I lost my heart to a Starfish Hitler🎶
Whisperin’ Bob Chuckle Snr@pifflepockle.bsky.social · 2d agoStill trying to get over Starfish Hitler
Getting Martin Samuel vibes off Butler on #OnlyConnect
Nice to see two alpha males having a reacharound.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 2d agoNigel Farage: 'I've reached out to Rupert Lowe' over Reform-Restore coalition
Nice that he's used a picture of a Royal navy ship that was sold to Brasil, 8yrs ago. Is he considering leasing it back?
Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · 2d agoJUST IN: Nigel Farage unveils “Operation Fortress,” a military-led plan to stop asylum boats crossing the English Channel.
Now i've heard Jimmy Cricket has died. The lord giveth...etc
Call me Bill@williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 2d agoShame about Rod Liddle!
Reach for the sky - S Club7 Very dark lyrics about Douglas Bader losing his legs.
Of course i'm watching Hobson's Choice for the umpteenth time. #MossopCasuals
When Neville succeeded Stanley Baldwin as Tory leader & subsequently Prime Minister.
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster@bertwooster.bsky.social · 4d agoTremendous. Absolute bear pit as well, so an incredible win for Chamberlain.
Nobody really likes Pink Floyd. They just say they do.
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Those beer carry things that you can get 4 pints in at the cricket
Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 5d agoI like this brainstorm: greatest achievements since 1969. Number one for me: eradicating smallpox What else?
Poor 'Arry, living in the ghetto that is *checks notes* Sandbanks.
When Christine Cagney realised her detective partner had cracked the case.
Youngy@mancversusfood.bsky.social · 4d agoFair play, great skill from Lacey
Whilst being serenaded by the voice of Jane McDonald.
TheParisAngel@theparisangel.bsky.social · 5d agoI'm going to celebrate Yorkshire Day in the traditional fashion, by pointing at items for sale, requesting their price and loudly exclaiming, "OW MUCH". Then punching my wife and playing a forward defensive shot.
