maybe if I journal for 3 minutes i can fix my whole brain
Will Hines
@williebhines.bsky.social
who are you people and also who am i https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
Names for my upcoming comedy special (coming to Friendster, 2032): All Apologies Moderate Takes From A Man Made of Stone Let’s Keep It Down In Here Not Funny; Don’t Watch
Follow me on TikTok I’m gonna do a Michael McDonald impersonation at some point. I’ve never done one and it won’t be good. But follow me anyway because nothing else you’ve done on social media makes sense, okay? I don’t know my handle just search like a person.
I think jumping over buildings (small) is probably easy.
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I live in a reality where no one knows what years the comic strip Nancy came out. 1920? Now? We’re all messed up about it!
Good morning. All rabbits are spiders. Think about it. Wait, sorry, I mean DON’T think about it. And don’t challenge me. Let me just say batshit things. Let me live in this velvet world of my own soft delusions. All rabbits are spiders. Isn’t it pretty to think so?
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I predict I will win the NCAA men’s basketball tournament.
The rumors that I will starring in a reboot of the Bourne franchise are untrue!
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I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.
Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!
GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.