Almost posted online about how something sports related makes me happy but then I realized someone was just going to try to make me feel bad about that so I'm just gonna go on living my day

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I just sat on my Apple TV remote and I think it did a factory reset of my Apple TV???

I don't know why DHH has two separate accounts for @dhh and @dhhracing when he could just combine all of his postings and hobbies into one account: @dhhracism

I was never clear on one thing: why wouldn’t I want to download a car

Thinking about all the NFTs out there

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

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Cyclospora: a ‘site for sore ass

I'm offline enough these days that I've heard whispers of a Jimothy but I have no idea what it is nor do I have the emotional energy to find out

damn just lost a lot of money on polymarket i really thought odysseus wasn't gonna make it home

Oddussy send skeet

Oh did that goal look perfectly fine to you? NO GOAL

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Thinking about this guy who died in a closet for no reason today

damn tough pride month this year

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Technically everything I do is off broadway

We saw you on Gravatar and liked your vibe

idk i would say it is in fact not on the brink

hey babe wanna go out to dinner tonight I got a Groupon

once again my longstanding tradition of not voicing support for the guy with the nazi tattoo is paying off

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

people who freak out about chemtrails fucking love this shit

god bless jamiroquai

[googling] am i chopped unc

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A delivery robot was coming at me on the sidewalk and my good manners just automatically took over and I stepped off the sidewalk to let it go by and oh my god am I beta

Got an erewhon smoothie as a bit and I regret to inform you that it’s good

[justin timberlake voice] we're bringing Fable back (yeah)