FDA recalls getting so bad i had to resort to plumb inflation
Chocolate? No, I stopped making that long ago. I make strike drones for the US military now. Factory tours are still open though
That's not negligence — Those kids clearly should have known better than to mess with the complex and fragile machinery in your factory. And honestly? You're going above and beyond as a business owner by taking initiative and being the alpha — suing them for their wrong doings.
I just wanna say that I see all your comments and I am confused by all of them
lost another squad of oompa loompas to the gator again :(
Gooning hit different off the second hand smoke #gooninh #secondhandsmoke
You just got #WonkaWinded! *gut punches you hard enough to kill you*
No, I did not "go to prison" over the "bl*eb*rry" incident. This is a "false" narrative that the "media" has been "pushing", I have "never" been to prison before. If you "repeat" this false "lie", my "lawyers" will be in contact with "you".
Oh my bad I didn't know you were chill like that, you can send yourself into The Contraption if you want
I wear a blue shirt for ONE DAY and everyone starts making blueberry jokes about me. Yeah, laugh it up. Let's see how YOU like going through the trauma of being sued for 1.4 million on top of paying for legal fees.
making the chocolate river green for st patricks day....bringing the magic of chicago to the factory.....🍀
ATTENTION FROM THE WONKA FACTORY LOST & FOUND ⚠️ Someone on our last tour group dropped their copy of You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) on DVD. Please come to the factory within the next 30 days to retrieve it.