Who’s a good boy n’ brushes both night and morning?

Beard comin’ in fast.

I wanna leave the house, but the vibes aren’t immaculate enough

I guess this could be more tumblr than twitter?

What do u do here, post nudes or somethin?

Tough crowd, tough crowd. *coughs anxiously*

Stoked to be attending #makingtime next weekend, seeing @erolalkan.bsky.social & @pilooski.bsky.social. Tix still avail.

This is a postcard a dear friend gave me, which found a home.

Think photo posts get more likes?

Soooo… whatcha doin this weekend?

Soooooo… whatcha doin this weekend?

Never enough meat 🤤

City is wet

Fashionably late to my tap class.

Why do all social apps front face flash default ON in selfie mode?

Consider this my trial period.

Do y’all just use this place for porn or can I be a yapper?

I booked a tap class tonight and I’m feelin some type of way about it. I did tap in hs (artsy, had to do something physical), and I enjoyed it. I guess I’m anxious I… won’t? That seems silly, and I can always just leave early. See y’all in 2 hours I guess.

Peen here is so ordinary looking 🥹

Literally buying myself opaque pink trash bags this Thursday evening.

Hi guys 👋

Spring is sprung, and so are you.

Inoculated again.

Sorry I forgot about you, bsky 🥲

Chirp

There are very plainly far too few curry access points in this world. I want the spice salesman back. I want to try a diverse array of blends. Passed down generational recipes.

You’re pining for Gaga tickets, I’m pining for Ethel Cain. We are not the same.