Wine Daddy of Philadelphia
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Feels like goblin mode is fully activated after this week and now I’m craving something thick and hairy for my WFH lunch break. It’s really the only true way to celebrate #FCF
Conservative men have got to be the biggest losers on the planet. My uber driver has conservative radio on and the full on lies and distortions coming out of these so called experts is wild. Meanwhile drivers talking about how he wishes the bartenders wore skirts instead of pants. Fucking dweebs.
Does this shirt make my **** look big? #FCF
I just think we should compare fat cocks in person to properly celebrate #FCF cause like, what if it doesn’t fit?
Currently in a “not feeling physically attractive” phase which is perfect when you’re about to go gay camping 2 weekends in a row. I’m sure I’ll get over it, but the feeling of being invisible in a crowd full of people has me not looking forward to one of my favorite events of the year.
Go to singlet night at the homo bar or just lay in my hotel and order Checkers?
One thing about me though…you only have to show me one claw and I’m out. Unless we’re actually dating, I’m not giving extra chances. It’s the Cancer sign in me. Ass to thicc and cock too fat to waste my time on a hook up who can’t follow through.
Men love to talk a big game and then drop off the face of the planet when it’s time to deliver. And I’m the dumb bitch who keeps falling for it lol
Men love to talk a big game and then drop off the face of the planet when it’s time to deliver. And I’m the dumb bitch who keeps falling for it lol
Ray J on a Date Night
ALT: Ray J on a Date Night
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My spoiler free endorsement of The Odyssey: 1.) The Circe segment alone is worth the price of admission. 2.) Between Pattinson whispering “daddy” and the deer hunt…Nolan made this movie for the gays.
No you just got home from seeing The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX because the 2:25AM showing was the only one that had good seats at the only theatre near you that has a 70mm projector except the projector broke down so you just watched it in regular IMAX and the theatre gave you free tickets to any oth—
Since y’all have been behaving. Here’s a beefy #FCF
Im just a silly ol bear with a fat ol cock #FCF
Not to get all “old man yells at clouds” and I know this is the smut account But…can we ban singing progressive chords to “whoa‘s” and “oh’s” in musical theatre? I just feel like every new show just sounds like Pasek & Paul or Lin or both. Looking at you Lost Boys.
Kind of want to take an edible and then play The Stanley Parable for the first time, but I have to go to the gym and by the time I get back it’ll be like 8pm…
This one goes out to the boys who never had a twink era (I promise I’m not coming for you, if you did)
Okay but why can’t we get an XMen Legends 3??? MCU owns X Men again so I want X-MEN CONTENT!!!
This one goes out to the boys who never had a twink era (I promise I’m not coming for you, if you did)
This message is for Marcello Hernandez only. Any time. Any place. Any position. Any duration. Whatever you want.
Okay Fort Lauderdale/Delray next week, Atlanta after that, then FINALLY some gay camping followed by DC and Tampa. So if I follow you and I’m in your city, you a should say hi.