i could have made my house in animal crossing look like anything i wanted but i just realized i ended up unintentionally making it look exactly like my irl room already does nfjdjs…i guess that is just my ~aesthetic~
my dad watches youtube shorts for hours on the living room tv at 3000% volume and for half of them the audio is the same 20 seconds of unstoppable by sia
there is a sort of disney adult spirit within me that wishes to be set free.
one day i am going to have a BEAUTIFUL GARDEN!! YUMMY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES!!!! 🤤🤤🤤
when ur in an evilest person ever competition and ur opponent is my dad, i have bad news for you……trust….you are not winning.
what is the science behind my cats only coming to cuddle with me when i really need to get up to pee.
never thought i’d say such a thing but i’m trying to like carly rae’s new music and failing…and these are the four Singles?😟
wish i could have told myself when i was heartbroken as hell that it would only take 2 months to get over them & every sec of my life to no longer revolve around them & 3 months to mostly forget they exist & really not give a fuck
nobody brings a gift to birthday parties anymore, they just come over eat your food and stare at you like this
its vile tuesday, and surr enough, my shit stinks !
i can either suppress my personality & stay a depressed hopeless shell of a person to be someone my parents are comfortable with, or i can become the person i was always meant to be & finally, eventually, find out what it feels like to feel whole, content, & SAFE in this world. & i can’t do both!
been really tired lately and extremely irritable omfg literally everything i see makes me angry and idr the last time i felt like that lmfaohfjvh
the only people that use instagram instants no exaggeration take 12 pictures in a row and it’s always something like a can of soda at different angles😭…?
it’s weird to share your good days when you’re disabled, almost feels like you have to hide it. because even when you don’t, people already don’t understand how much you struggle. but then if you look normal online one day everyone’s like oh, she’s completely fine. why isn’t she doing this or this!
they posted themselves, w their girl too, and i feel nothing but amusement because they literally look like theyve been lobotomized in every picture who the FUCK is that LMAOOFN this is my entertainment for the day they literally look CRAZY 😭😭😭 they are missing a BRAIN!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯
i used to hate when a teacher would pull out chicken soup for the soul before we got dismissed 😭😭
having respect for myself and acting like it feels so awesome. can’t believe i wasn’t doing this before! 🤪🤩 chasing ppl who do not want to be chased does bad things to your brain! only been 2 months but i’m Feelin GOOOD 🥰😍
sometimes im like what if im homosexual heteroromantic LMFAOOO CAN U IMAGINE
i have this talent called stupidly-having-no-recollection-of-having-met-someone-before-if-i-don’t-see-them-on-social-media, which people tend to not really like…❤️
every wlw video i see, without fail, there will be someone commenting “well why do lesbian relationships have the highest rate of domestic violence then?”
how do people think pomni is sexy bro she looks and sounds and acts like a pre-teen girl in a costume
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ohh that's the little gamestop man. he goes into gamestop locations and farts.
sometimes when you truly love something you have to admit when it smells like farts
i farted in a gamestop today and my friend julian smelled it and posted about it on bluesky
this guy walked into the gamestop headquarters and started rimming the CEO so hard that the guy just gave him his own gamestop to run. however, he had to go around and make sure none of the gamestops in america smelled like farts. here is his story