Orcs love Winterfell
@winterfellorcs.bsky.social
We are a collection of orcs, watching Game of Thrones on Sauron’s high-def palantir. If you have a label from the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social account, we orcs are likely to duel you. It’s for fun.
Actually, that is an orc. ALT-TEXT a gray, furry creature with a white snout and whiskers, sitting on a wooden chair and bravely grabbing a larger humanoid's wrist with both paws and biting. (Some will misidentify the biter as a 'cat' but we Uruks know that this is an orc)
Lisa Sponaugle@lisasponaugle.bsky.social · last mo.Crazy man
Does anyone know when Sauron will show up on LANTERNS to reclaim his ring?
We orcs can sympathize with Dalena - living in unsafe conditions with difficult challenges making getting out of the situation hard. Should you have some extra coins that you feel could be put to good use, please consider answering Dalena's lit beacon.
a dong of ice and fire@jonswoe.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt's come to this unfortunately. I need help affording somewhere for Griffin and me to go. My partner is an addict and I can't take it any longer. I need to get out. Please help if you can or share. You can also venmo me @ dalenaluz. gofund.me/8c7f05023
We uruks hope that everyone enjoys House of the Fell Beast tonight, it's the season finale! Even you elves. We hope that even you all enjoy it. You can root for Gold Elf Tyland Lannister.
We uruks have been greatly enjoying this season of House of the Fell Beast on HBO. We're anxiously awaiting the Dark Numenoreans (Rhaenyra and Daemon) to ride their Fell Beasts against that army from the Shire that's holed up in Tumbleton. Nasssty Hobbitssesss.
Nothing good comes from Hobbits walking into your Tower-dominated lands.
KuzeyCreations@kuzeycreations.bsky.social · 4mo ago
Weirdly, our chat icon shows there's an unread chat, but when we orcs (excitedly) go to the chat screen, there is nothing. Which one of you good people are wearing the One Ring? Take it off!
This lovely orc needs a home, hopefully one free of elves.
Courtney (Dr. Version)@cakrolik.bsky.social · 4mo agoOkay, #Skystorians. Do your thing, please. Someone in the Nashville area (or someone willing to drive) NEEDS to adopt Joan. This 9 year old lady needs her forever. LOOK AT HER FACE. @weratedogs.com #MedievalSky nashvillehumane.org/nha-pets/joan/
We orcs dont really understand what a mother is, but if there is anyone in your life that was nice and caring to you, feel free to thank them today. If you dont have anyone to thank, we uruks offer you a big hug and you can hang out with us. We're cooking spicy tofu tonight and will feed you.
Amanda is the best for letting us uruks know this. We appreciate all the Orc-Positivity we can get.
🖤Amanda🖤@acl.bsky.social · 5mo agoWe’re finally watching The Rings of Power. We have one episode left. And we keep having conversations about how hardworking & industrious the orcs are. They don’t stop. I couldn’t find a single gif of them hard at work(orc erasure), so here’s a pic of Orc Daddy instead. @winterfellorcs.bsky.social
@lothelynx.bsky.social Dear goodperson Lo, we uruks hope that are having a wonderful and wonder-filled celebratory day today! 😈💚💜🎂💚💜❤️
