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[ Would be an issue if he weren't already flying off to mortally wound another bot ]
[ That does indeed elicit a cackle, his aim has yet to falter, nor does his quick thinking. ]
Scoreboard. One to Nil, wretched cityspeaker. [ Flying away G1 style ]
[ It's split in half and thrown separately, the front half tossed at a high ark whilst the second is fast balled directly at her the moment she goes to dodge the first. ]
You've volunteered. [ graaaaaabbbbing a camry ]
despite the human incapability to succeed in any other way. they've made impressive projectiles, they themselves are satisfying to toss.
[ SOUNDWAVE READ HER MIND SOUNDWAVE ]
Unlikely. I've seen the likes of gestalts and primes alike buckle at the yield of my cannon. You'll crumble all the same.
Only. You'll be too choked up as I blow your spinal strut into next century.
That human vehicle yearns for your helm, Lightbright. Do not have me introduce it to you.
Ask again later. He'll respond coherently.
What about my gun mode? You heard my answer, there is one more channel that must be addressed.
[ the air reeks of incompetence and altruism you HATE the smell of incompetence and altruism ]
BE MY GUEST. I'LL HAVE YOUR ARMS MOUNTED UPON THE HULL OF MY SHIP AS WARNING. [ SWING SWING ]
πβ π¦πΊπ ! !@achlyspeakr.bsky.social Β· last yr.γ € ACK.α β¨ SOMEHOW DODGING.α£ β© γ € YOU ... .α I WILL DIG MY CLAWS INTO YOUR NECK π¬Ί RIP OUT ALL OF THE IMPORTANT ONES.
[ USING A CAR AS A BACK SCRATCHER TO GET HER ] BEGONE
πβ π¦πΊπ ! !@achlyspeakr.bsky.social Β· last yr.γ € YOU INSANE AFT.α β¨ CRAWLING ABOUT. HE WILL NOT GRAB HER WITH THOSE DIGITS. HISSING. β©
RODENT REMOVE YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY. [ REACHING ]
πβ π¦πΊπ ! !@achlyspeakr.bsky.social Β· last yr.γ € ββͺ * βοΈ β«β YOU DICK.α β¨ LATCHES ONTO HIM LIKE A CAT LATCHES ONTO THE CEILING. β©
Ask Starscream. I don't think I may answer in his place. [ already knowing the answer ]
ππππππππ, BΝ’AΝ’BΝ’YΝ’.α@hot-rods.bsky.social Β· last yr....Can I hold you in gun mode? Can I π βπππ‘ you? In ... gun mode? Clarifying statement.
[ WHOOOOOSH ] [ think fast dorkbright, hybrid vehicle coming in hot ]
πβ π¦πΊπ ! !@achlyspeakr.bsky.social Β· last yr.β¨ ... following his line of sight. looking back at him. you better not. β©
I've done one before. And I do not turn into a tank, I don't particularly feel like reformating either just to do so.
ππππππππ, BΝ’AΝ’BΝ’YΝ’.α@hot-rods.bsky.social Β· last yr.I didn't finish telling you about how to do a donut. SO when you. Um. First gear. Punch it. Fwowooshh. And then you TURN really hardβ
[ that makes one of them ] [ He's eyeing that prius with malice in his spark ]
πβ π¦πΊπ ! !@achlyspeakr.bsky.social Β· last yr.β¨ π¬Ί she's thinking about exploding his helm like a firework. but it's whatever. not like she'd actually do it, right. β©