So... apparently Xi really loves my movie.....

Captain Ahab hearing about the whale for the first time.

(Alan Rickman voice) Do you have to let it linger?

A sign at the grocery store asked me if I’m ready for pecan season, and I guess if I’m honest, the answer is no.

Primetime is so good. Merrit Wever the absolute god.

I do not suffer succotash gladly.

Home sick from work today. Box of Honey Bunches of Oats is calling out to me like Green Goblin’s mask.

Heavy is the hand that seasons the dish 🙂‍↕️

Jonathan Swift doing Bill Maher voice: modest proposal…

Tony Shalhoub and Willem Dafoe are both from the Fox Valley in Wisconsin.

Cutting corners is actually a really useful method to reduce the time you spend traveling to your destination.

@justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us I am watching my first Kevin Smith movie tonight

(to the tune of Earth Angel) Dutch Angle

Me when I try to remember the name of that baseball movie with Billy Bob Thornton but I’ve been hit in the head

Ways AND means??

People don’t say “that’s what I’m talking about, baby!” anymore. Now they say “Ws in the chat.”

When Mulder starts talking like Sephiroth 👌

When the nays have it 👌

A dog with a YouTube channel that posts videos like “Very good boy REACTS to tennis ball!!” and he just barks at a laptop

This is me but for getting rides to work

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I started a real job after being self-employed for two years and I’m signing up for every possible benefit and perk. Today I enrolled in a program that will text me every day at 11:45AM about the virtues of vegetables and tell me my DNA is no good.

(extremely overconfidently) it’s actually called the Diane Kruger Effect

Getting absolutely Bart Simpsoned at the rendezvous with my sweetie pie

Referring to watching TV as “churfing” (channel surfing)

I was recognized as a regular in a restaurant on my second ever visit, two months after my first. I can’t tell what this says about me or them.

Getting together with the boys to wear our hats and use AI

Rodney Safetyfield be like “I get respect”

This week on our podcast about Twin Peaks, we talked for almost two hours about Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu youtu.be/4i2Ge7coBSs

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu | Podcast 480

YouTube video by The Show About The Show: The Podcast

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I thought they were saying that to each other in the scene and arguing about how much time with the iPad they deserved

Dexter Goad@shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 2mo ago