THE PRINCESS -
@wistfulwaves.bsky.social
ㅤ ㅤㅤyou aren't a goofy goober! you're a psycho! ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ" well, THIS is more or less of a physical manifestation i just keep. i was, like, an idea conceived with the lagomorphs; innocence, albeit with feral wariness. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" so like Yeah I Guess. it's a thing that Happens. " ㅤ
🩸Oh, you are an entirely different kind of animal. I didn't even spike those, you just - wow. Coffee and eggs. Really?
ㅤ ㅤmaybeeeee. but i'm wisteria's noncanon ghost soitdoesntreallymatteeeerrrrrr- ㅤㅤ ㅤ( slowly fading away ) ㅤ
...Are you quoting G-Man.
ㅤ ㅤrise and shine, CarColder. Rise... and... shine... no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... let's just say your hour has come again. so wake up, Ethan wake up and smell the ashes... ㅤ
*And now he's wide awake on the TL.* ...damn it!
ㅤ ㅤ( for a bit, she stares. her eyes dart from the unscrambled, to the scrambled. a war goes on in her eastern lesbian head... ) ㅤ
(... He produces two steaming mugs from his cloak. Both mugs, of course, are skull themed novelty pieces. One is black coffee with a raw egg resting atop, held aloft barely by surface tension. The other is black coffee with a scrambled egg in it.) 🩸Which laneway, eastern lesbian?
ㅤ ㅤ" ...sure. only if you don't ask any about why i want one, either. " ㅤ
🩸I can get you this. But only if you ask no questions.
ㅤ ㅤ" i'd ask for water, but i'm not sure if i'd like it from you, Sparky. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" some coffee'd be nice though. " ㅤ
... Noted. Want anything to drink?
ㅤ ㅤ" ...more of a 'i dread both possible engagements, but would be more unhappy if left alone'. " ㅤ
... Are we in a "you can be nearby but you might want to be silent" mood, or a "please do something dumb" mood?
(bang. thump. crash. there goes the nearby window. faceplant.)
ㅤ ㅤ" first you gotta unlock this thang.... " ㅤㅤ ㅤ. ㅤㅤ ㅤ" EJ! COME! WATAH❗️" ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ" first you gotta unlock this thang.... " ㅤㅤ ㅤ. ㅤㅤ ㅤ" EJ! COME! WATAH❗️" ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ" well, maybe. i'm just good at peopling. " ㅤ
Am I seriously that see-through?
ㅤ ㅤ" while i get what you're saying and appreciate it, i smell the implication from a mile away. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" it's like. Not required. you gotta be you before you can worry about others, man. " ㅤ
Ah. Don't worry, I get it completely. *Putting on a slight smile, as an attempt of reassurance.* If you do need anyone to talk with, or to, I dunno, just have listen to ya, I exist for a reason, heh..!
ㅤ ㅤ" ...i apologise, but i'd rather not say. even if >I< wanted to talk about it, it'd feel wrong to tell you who reminded me, you know? " ㅤ
I... see. *Shaking his head a bit, he totally wasnt crying a few moments ago.* If you don't mind me asking, what was it that ya heard?
ㅤ ㅤ" i really oughta break up with her, honestly. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" but then she'd feel bad, and she's gone through a lot, not to mention I Cant Even Actually Find Her?? " ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ" oh, uh- " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( sniffling away whatever little distressed lagomorph sounds she was making. ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" i'm fine. just overheard something relatable, is all. " ㅤ
U-Uh... you okay, Wisteria? *Showing more concern for someone else's wellbeing than his own. That's the norm for him.*
i keep remembering all my forsaken ocs and i get so MAD RAHHHH /silly i could make a survivor abilities concept for Wisteria. would be i.c. for her ngl
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ㅤ ㅤ" well, first of all, it was a WHILE ago. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" secondly, i was just broke monetarily, AND in a vegan phase in the middle of a weird-ass city. " ㅤ
Me neither, I'm lactose intolerant - but. Why were you starving yourself. Please don't do that.