I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Tim Curry died

I think I’ll have to watch Steel Magnolias today

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Dolly Parton died

My top five Simpsons quotes I use the most: 1. It’s a perfectly cromulent word 2. I just think they’re neat! 3. TRAMBAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE! 4. Guys and Dolls! We’re just a bunch of crazy Guys and Dolls! 5. Fiddledy dee :) is going to require a tetanus shot :))

Peter@b1nbag.bsky.social · yesterday

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. I'm learnding 2. At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh 3. I'm in danger 4. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 5. Oh it's a donkey

Good morning

I shall plunge this world into ten thousand years of darkness, and then no one will be able to find their keys

Mullingar I am inside u

Sharks don’t have necks, it’s why they never look back

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Hayden Panettiere died

Do NOT go to the opera wearing a glass butt plug

How loud do you think your body is on the inside if we didn’t have skin and stuff keeping it in

I contain multitudes* *more than one load

Good morning from Amsterdam

Amsterdam I am inside u

Spam can be fun with funky basses it turns out

I might start hate posting about Stuart Little again just because

Sleepy babey

Y’know what I haven’t seen made in china in a while

Good morning

Can’t believe these are the guys that killed Bin Laden

🦭💫 Calen Lythra 🦭💫@calenthropy.bsky.social · 4w ago

Scritches!!!!! #seal #seals #sealsky

Good morning

We should really be talking about the PREQUEL to the Sixth Sense: the Fifth Sense, the sense of smell

I believe I have the opposite of eidetic memory but I forget what it’s called

I have seen several new banksy paintings since Glen Hansard died

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Kavinsky died

Rewatching Midnight Mass and I forgot that I am in love with Rahul Kohli

My mental health is going to explode my head

There once was a man From Peru who confounded Limericks, haiku

I’m old enough to remember that nuzlocke only has two rules - nicknames aren’t mandatory