Doing a pre-order of my born to play indie games shirts in both a white muscle tee crop AND a cool brown tee, pre-orders are open now through August 12! www.smashbash.org/shop
Witty Volkova
@wittlegoblin.bsky.social
Mantis and Night Thirst creator 🦇🌈 @twitch and @youtube partner making and talking about indie games! Into kitbashing/miniatures, TTRPGs, gaming, cosplay, blurting random thoughts on here. Fuck Fascism. Email 💌 WittleGoblin@gmail.com www.wittlegoblin.com
You’d think eventually in the alien franchise everyone would just of agree it’s not worth fucking around with xenomorphs and prioritize staying really far away from them
You can squish a layer of medjool dates and then top with a mix of almond butter and tahini, melt a layer of chocolate, and top with pistachios before putting in your freezer and you get a very yummy dessert 😌
It's me, the 28th backer on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Weird Heroes of Public Access- The Minis!! (Your turn)! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...
Weird Heroes of Public Access- The Minis!
From the WHPA-TV13 control room to your front door! A professionally produced set of 7 resin manifestations of core members of the Fairhaven commuity, the setting of Weird Heroes of Public Access RPG!
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do you think when dogs wake up from a dream they're like "oh, I was dreaming" ?!
I coded a web app that xerox's your images for fun! Just drag an image in and play with the dials. If nothing shows up (or it's all black) you may want to play with the threshold (first slider). Press "S" to save the image! editor.p5js.org/Chaoclypse/f...
thought it would fade eventually but I now accept I have a permanent rectangular scar by my belly button where my microwave heat pack heated up the little metal tip on the drawstring of my sweats and when I moved burned the shit outta me (mean, rude, not nice)
It is I, the bad boy of tabletop gaming. I am back on Twitch after my slap on the wrist time out ban. Let’s look at cool stuff and do some sculpting 💓
if you need me I'll be on a dark desert highway with cool wind in my hair
Yeah, I’m good at multitasking (doing squats while playing with my dog while listening to music while waiting for my computer to load so I can get my dailies on outlast trials)
More dressing rooms should have labeled lighting options, reformation gets it
When I’m walking Archie and dogs are going nuts barking at him I always ask “you owe that guy money??!”
sometimes you must answer the siren's call (the siren was my bestie proposing aperol spritz and shopping)
I’m young! And I love to be young! I’m free! And I love to be free!
Which one of you fucking cowards got me in trouble for streaming Mantis?! I have been streaming since 2021 and have never gotten in trouble on there once. You've heard it here, folks, Mantis is too cool for twitch
most of the memes/videos that my friends send me are of monkeys, xenomorphs, or vampires and werewolves. I feel seen
part of my dream last night was accidentally posting about a game embargo, oops
diy is kinda everything rn
I mean it, you will feel better if you drink more water and set aside time to dance (don’t care about how you look, just move, even for one single song)
I’m live! Let’s put on our detective hats (literally) and quack another case 🕵️♀️ twitch.tv/wittlegoblin
The cockroach is back, I just watched it crawl behind my bookshelf 😭 I have put out a bunch of traps and am gonna talk to the landlords about it tomorrow cause noooo nope nope nope
autocorrect turned "full moon angsty" into "full moon nasty." sure!
I’m live! Let’s play my horror solo game mantis 🩸twitch.tv/wittlegoblin
it's 2026, a girl can livestream her own solo horror game about eating men while wearing a real vial of blood (that's what we're doing on stream today)
Tonight is a full moon, I think I will stay up late writing spooky things
I am so happy Jared Leto is FINALLY going down. FINALLY!