Joe Pasquale Voice: “Courage and Honour!” Painted me up some iddy biddy space marines.
WizardBiscuits
@wizardbiscuits.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator (He/Him)
Bought a weighted vest to work out and go running in like I’m fucking Goku or something. I don’t know who I am anymore…
Alright, I finally watched Fantastic Four: First Steps and why on earth did people think this was going to revitalise the MCU? There’s the barest hint of a decent movie in there but it’s buried under terrible storytelling, achingly bad CGI (the baby’s head!) and questionably AI generated backgrounds
It doesn't happen very often but every time I come across a photo of Moby I feel like something's missing so this time I fixed it
Been to my favourite totally-not-a-location-from-Souls-game place today:
Charity shop find! God, I love the old covers to the Culture series by Mark Salwowski!
So… an alert that comes way too late, scares the shit out of everyone, contains a link that doesn’t work and cannot be found again once dismissed. Impeccable. No notes.
Look, I’m a simple man and I think if you buy a t-shirt featuring a cool print from an artist then you’re obliged to post a picture of yourself in said t-shirt and tell absolutely everyone how awesome that artist is and where they can purchase their own from.
Thankfully, this sick Elric t-shirt by @partyinthefront.bsky.social did not cost too much in the way of blood and souls for Arioch.
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
BAD John Constantine comic: Oi Zatanna me love, If we're gonna defeat Trigon we're gonna need all of our mystical energy cor blimey *starts shooting magic lasers* GOOD John Constantine comic: Chas mate, need you to open this non-cursed jar for me. The one with the skulls, yeah
What if I opened an old retro game cafe that isn't sticky?
Uh-oh, Kirby’s inhaled an historically inaccurate Viking!
I’m sure Gervais is going to take all this criticism about his new show very normally.
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Obsessed with how utterly cunty the Witch Lord on the cover of this HeroQuest expansion looks sat on their throne.
That particular type of man where upon hearing their voice *and before even seeing them* you know they’re sporting a goatee.
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
I love Hitman WOA. Returning to it after 4 year gap, got top 10 on a few recent featured contracts (STILL GOT IT) Talking about it, had to try & explain gameplay This Chuckle Bros vid remains a) great explanation of the chaos, b) amazing PR chutzpah, c) truly dreamlike/surreal youtu.be/GRKfW841EUE
Chuckle Brothers Play Real Life Hitman
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Was excited to discover a cidery in the chapel at Etal Castle when I visited over the weekend. Was disappointed to discover every single bottle slapped with a shitty AI label. Needless to say, I came away ciderless.
Trying to get ideas sketched out of my head quicker to refine later. Working on fleshing out an OSR setting that’s been bouncing around my brain for a while. First up, dwarfs!
Ok, so I may have been stung three times today but I did get to see a pretty awesome castle which kinda makes up for it. (Imagine suitably indecipherable dungeon synth playing whilst perusing these images.)
Driving at nearly 70 miles an hour with three passengers and nowhere to pull over is not the best time to hear the words “Don’t panic and try not to move but there’s a bee stuck upside down between your back and the seat and it’s getting a bit agitated.”
It’s wild but unsurprising that a handful of years ago Wizards wouldn’t touch Dark Sun with a bargepole citing that they didn’t think it’s themes and content could be suitably presented by today’s standards, yet now they’re all “Yeah, we’re making an M-rated Dark Sun, with BLOOD and SEX and NUDITY!”