If you base your definition of life on brain activity then Trump actually died at birth
I found a new hand wringer in the Susan Collins Home Collection™️
With more boat bombs and resumption of nuclear weapons testing, it seems like Donny is thirst trapping the Nobel Peace Prize Committee again!
God, I just realized that I am old enough to remember “The Wall”
White House technicians have recently completed installation of a boat bombing button directly above the Diet Coke one
Scientists have identified a previously unknown side effect of acetaminophen: Epstein Distraction Syndrome
I think boat bomber’s current kill tally is seventeen, as if we will ever know. On a (perhaps unrelated) side note…has anyone seen aunt Mary?
If Trump is so tough on crime, why is James Comey still a free man after posting a seashell photo, like…a year ago?
Is anyone else wondering how many Antifa boats will be obliterated in US lakes and rivers over the coming months?
“Tough on crime” Republicans will be allowing a convicted felon enter the US when Trump returns from the UK. I say at least make him wait for an hour in that little room with the folding chairs
Are we just raining hell on any boat with three outboards now?
Not only is that Trump’s signature, it literally grabs the female figure by the [redacted]
The Nobel Peace Prize for Vaporizing Drug Boats goes to:
Superman statement: “I have never been portrayed by Dean Cain”.
If even one dollar of US taxpayer money goes to the construction of DC’s new Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom I will be livid
DOJ breakthrough announcement Epstein files said to contain folders