We cross now for an update on the Falcon 9 booster hitting the moon.

Marvin the Martian: Where's the Kaboom?

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And Spaceflight Now is clouded out.

Like... fuck you didn't know this already... if you didn't even before share launch you were a fucking idiot.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterday

SpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.

Facebook... the kids just invented Facebook. Yes this behaviour is shit, but so is Facebook.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 2d ago

Canberra Grammar School investigating after male students shared content ranking female students

Even the robots are now taking a long walk off a short pier.

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 3d ago

Hopecore

This seems like a slush fund if you ask me.

Sidney Phatberg Esq.@ernmalleyscat.bsky.social · 3d ago

wordle share is the 2020s proof of life

Correct vison.

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social · 3d ago

There is zero reason for the Govt not to ban pervert glasses except for cases where they have been prescribed for medical reasons (ie assistance for those with vision impairment).

QUAKE: Mag 5.7, Sun, Aug 02 2026, 08:35:26 PM, 10 km south-east of Te Araroa. Depth: 44 km #eqnz https://www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/2026p576643

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The quake may have been felt in Cambridge, Gisborne, Hamilton, Hastings, Matawai, Murupara, Napier, Opotiki, Rotorua, Ruatoria, Taupo, Tauranga, Te Araroa, Te Aroha, Te Awamutu, Te Kaha, Te Kuiti, Thames, Tokomaru Bay, Tokoroa, Tolaga Bay, Turangi, Waipukurau, Wairoa, Whakaari/White Island, Whakatane, Whangamata, Whitianga, and surrounding localities.

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Oh joy... Simple car service is now an expensive one and no car till Monday.

Happy Birthday to all the Southern Hemisphere Horses.

A dishwasher tale: Three days ago the Check Water light came on... hmmm, never done that before. Open dishwasher... indeed there is water in the bottom. Drain water by hand, check trap is clean (it is) Go to shops next day and buy dishwasher cleaner. Run dishwasher with cleaner stuff 1/

I know this, we had it next weekend.

Lucien Ey@pollhereford.bsky.social · 7d ago

Blowing smoke up everyone's arse is a monetisable skill.

Reminder... each white strike is a strike out. Yes this is also a post about racism from Musk.

Glen@gergyl.bsky.social · last wk.

Ah, yeah, as we said. And despite what this piece blusters about, *the* current central issue is that #splodeyrocket cannot meet the requirements of the NASA lunar lander contract without a rapid relaunch capability.

My old flat mate, who is the biggest Goodies fan I know sent me this beautiful tribute to Bill Oddie - and Tim Brooke-Taylor really. I think I'm sadder about Bill tonight than I was last night 😪 (and note the bird on the back seat as well where Bill used to sit. Perfect!)

Yikes... this will in fact not buff out. #JapanEarthquake #Kumamoto #Earthquake

Wow.... 24 hours in the air, 16,893km in distance. #ProjectSunrise is about to land.

And #ProjectSunrise is over France. 600km to go, been in the air for 23 hours and 20 min, will end up travelling for a full 24 hours and over 17,450km.

So just part of Canada and the Atlantic Ocean to go. #ProjectSunrise

Jacinta Allen is gone.

I Dream of Jeannie: Poof and She Was Gone

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Powerful and correct.

The Cathy Wilcox@cathywilcox.bsky.social · last wk.

Two way street. My @smh cartoon.

Everyone get twitching... there is not enough string string string (everybody loves string) or Jam and Cream mines to deal with this.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.

Bill Oddie, naturalist and broadcaster, dies aged 85

Remember #AusAlert was a test. Tests work out what works and what doesn't. And NEVER rely on a single source of warning information in a crisis. If you get an alert and your partner didn't... why not just tell them about the alert.

And #ProjectSunrise heads back to France. www.flightradar24.com/AIB35LR/40df...

People complaining about not getting the #AusAlert Their phone...

It seems older phones the message came through as 'Presidential Alert' with newer phones 'Critical AusAlert' Seems like an old firmware thing, not anything to get knickers in a twist over. #AusAlert

We cross to the IT department behind #AusAlert

Hammaya Relaxed

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Victorian Labor trying to snatch certain defeat from the jaws of a maybe defeat.

If you live in NSW, Vic, Qld, Tas or the ACT, you can expect to receive the alert at 2pm AEST. If you live in SA or the NT, that is 1:30pm ACST. And if you live in WA, expect to be notified at 12pm AWST. Remember TURN OFF Burner phones now.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · last wk.

Get ready for the AusAlert emergency warning test

The end game as always, blame the woman.

casey briggs@caseybriggs.com · last wk.

The ABC understands factional convenors from both the right and left of Victorian Labor’s party room have agreed that Premier Jacinta Allan no longer has the support of a majority of caucus.

📢 Almost everyone in Australia is expected to simultaneously receive this test warning on Monday.

AusAlert emergency warning test: What you need to know and how to prepare

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