Malik should have a translator next to him to translate his mumbling. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove

"I'll be a furry, Iris!" - Energetic Steven #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove

Michael eventually stopped counting his past partners and then had to ask for a calculator. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove

"We're gonna have a baby soon and you expect me to try and find a job?! What do you want from me?!!! I am starting to think this might not work!" - Clueless John #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

"Andi and I haven't discussed this poly thing but she can fly across the world to come here and join the harem. I'm cool with it!" - Randy Nigel #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

I searched ebay for a Gorean ring to see how much Kore could have gotten in the sale. No ring but there is a "Kajira O-Ring Necklace day collar slave medallion submissive Gorean padlock". $55 with shipping. I passed. #dateline

I thought that middle-earth troubadour guy Alex was gonna say elves did it. #dateline

The Goreans could be members of the Heavens Gate cult that missed the flight. #dateline

Does that super-long wig of Emma's give her neck pain? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove

"What I'm trying to say is Chloe gives off high school vibes." - Honest Razvan #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove

Microwaved eggs = Warm yellow pudding #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove

Don't feel bad Michael. Any man after getting the green card would RUN away from Angela! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove

My fiancé has an armpit fetish. No, really! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Andi won't regret it that she has to pay off a $10,000 contract that her fiance also signed and refuses to pay off. Also she won't regret it that he is seeing other people while she is making these payments. This won't grind on her at all! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Vittorio is giving me 90 Day Fiance "Mido" diva vibes. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Just turn on the radio and call one of those time-share cancellation companies that advertise constantly! Well don't because their customers saying they are a scam too! So I guess they are screwed but I guess he says she is. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

Not a whole lot of interest in bluegrass music in Australia I am thinking. Just sayin'. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

"Let me out! This woman is harassing me and is not nice!" #dateline

"I am so glad you kept working to build your case against me to put me away!" - Words never spoken before in entire world history before Fred Tanzer uttered them. #dateline

Andy just following advice of his attorney? His attorney told him to defy a court order? #dateline

Answering machine: "Hello Dana. I will be your stalker........I mean protector. Ummmm......can you erase this please?" Answering machine: "Hello Dana.........Cincinnati's finest calling. Call me." Answering machine: "Hello Dana.......... #dateline

"We're making progress Shekinah. Let's go further and next time let's try apologizing without a reward!" - Sarper who doesn't want to bribe anymore. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort

If Maxwell gets to the States, I see Rod doing something that lands him in jail. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

"God-brother" Rod appears to have unresolved feelings for Ashia that are not "God-brother-like." #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

Mido's first Halloween didn't go so well. Horrifying! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

Paula's brother is basically saying that the family is preparing for life after Thomas. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

How is Thomas going to change a baby diaper with the smells? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

That two year old bacteria-laden spoiled food probably smells a hundred times worse than perfume and soap smells that Thomas is so freaked out about. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

Paula complains about the "other side" of Thomas she doesn't like. Well what is the good side of Thomas? Still searching. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall

"Thomas is a man-child! I would never make out with him!" - Make Out Catie #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall