“Everything else is as dumb as before” is an unfair characterization. Rita is dumber now.

Justin Pierce@justinpie.bsky.social · 2w ago

Recap: The Non-Adventures of Wonderella has been back after a five-year hiatus. Rita's Wonderella now. Dana caused a global pandemic and got cancelled. Everything else is as dumb as before. I update when I can. First return strip: nonadventures.com/2025/01/02/u...

Nice to see Macklemore continues to mackle.

As usual, my poignant question never gets answered here. nonadventures.com/2026/09/04/b...

Just blasted out 500 LinkedIn thinkpieces on how Dolly Parton's philosophy can make you an an effective leader with AI

Messi’s gonna wish he threw that damn baby

Celebrating July 4th these days feels like celebrating Valentine’s Day with your loser ex you’re just living with to save rent. Anyway here’s a comic from simpler times: nonadventures.com/2016/07/02/s...

Cool thing about me is I have mastered the drinky snarky superhero thing without costing $170 million

Love how the Fyre Fest keeps coming back in a different form like some Dollar Tree Doctor Who

Colin Euwabidch@colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Universal Resorts really did make a statement with its new, vaguely Universal Studios themed family park in Frisco, Texas. Proving capitalism puts in a high budget number but the bare minimum results. They literally said “idiots will buy anything!” and gave them this at 60 bucks a ticket.

Shrek is Old and That Means You’re Old Too: The Movie

Thoughts and prayers to all of my sapphic homies in the Paramount merger.

Biggest problem with trillionaires is the doomsday devices they trigger upon death

I sometimes wonder if this account has the final image already made.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe.bsky.social · 4mo ago

me when a supervillain yells "COME OUT AND FACE ME"

NBA Stat@nbastat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Kevin Durant was seen leaving Nobu Malibu with an unidentified woman, last night. He reportedly hid behind a bush to avoid the paparazzi taking pictures but he couldn't completely hide. 😭 (via DailyMail) #NBA

Pride month is the funniest time to watch corporations be cowards, just posting disco balls and pissing their pants because they don’t stand for anything.

tf is Rita doing in this one, gang signs or something. Anyway never die. nonadventures.com/2026/05/30/c...

Reminder that this joke is older than ICE

Modern-Day John Henry: Area Man Fakes Nudes Faster than AI

Comedy is legal again

Forbes@forbes.com · 4mo ago

The jury unanimously found Musk sued OpenAI and Sam Altman after the statute of limitations had expired, tossing his claims.

Kickstarter is banning "adult content," so I thought of a version where all nudity is replaced by suggestive emojis and realized this is where Veggie Tales came from.

I had to fight The Underbaby once, very demanding.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo ago

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

It stops being the Strait of Hormuz when men all over the world are shoving their dicks in it, more like Kinsey 4 of Hormuz.

TIL James Comey’s PIN number

In defense of the guy who kept eating his burrata salad when a gunman showed up at the Correspondent's Dinner, burrata is extremely good.

I would have hired the fake gunman closer to the midterms but that’s just me.

Always happens when I'm catching up on my Toast news: nonadventures.com/2026/04/24/o...

Happy “Oscar Vote Bots Are Going Away Eve” to all who celebrate

Reminder that I am not part of any corporate mergers at this time. Unlike some.

New comic! Just in case you want a distraction from the whole World War III situation: nonadventures.com/2026/02/28/c...