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@wooferstl.bsky.social

just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl! Nekkidness is a given. If you don’t care to see the nekkidity, please turn on your filter to block ADULT Content. Thank You. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on monday i decided to go extreme on these dang lambs quarters. even cut, they’re really pointy so no fun to walk on. rather than trying an herbicide, im just going to deprive them of light 🤬

old guy throws up his hands standing next to a big tarp he hopes will kill the weeds taking over his back yard old guy standing next to a big tarp he hopes will kill the weeds taking over his back yard

sunday was a nice day so it was time for some serious yard work that was sadly late in coming. i’d either mistaken some plants for flowering bushes or just wasn’t paying attention. this resulted in some trees taking root, more than i could dig up. 😮😝 so got my little chainsaw & started hacking.

old guy hacks at trees that had taken root with a small chainsaw

saturday was kinda weird. we got a break in the weather with so rain showers and when it was wasn’t raining, there was often a mist falling. gave the place a weird vibe.

old guy collapses backwards over the shell of a large sculpture of a tortoise

at first i wasn’t sure why i was so tired thursday until i realized i hadn’t taken my meds. but got it together and got the recycling out because #fridayisalwaystrashday feat. an empty dogfood bag with a huge collection of old magazines that had been piling up for-freaking-EVER, so that was good.

old guy puts his recycling bin out on the curb

on wednesday, i finally finished the laundry and it was a nice day so the kids and i hung out on the front porch while i folded the whites. boxers or briefs?? the answer is YES!

old guy folds his laundry on his front porchold guy finishes folding his laundry on his front porch

quarterly checkup tuesday. most of my labs were ok but my A1C is creeping up which was a bit concerning. doc said i need to eat smarter. i had to agree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

old guy wearing a Las Vegas-themed hawaiian shirt leaves a medical building

with temps pushing 100F on monday, nobody wanted to play. i was interested what was catching Huck’s eye over in the grizzly habitat. turns out it was one of the keepers up on the cliffs overlooking the habitat throwing some treats down to them. 🤪

old guy looks in on a chimpanzee sleeping on the other side of a windowold guy looks in on a couple of grizzly bears who are looking up at a cliff on the other side of their habitat

on saturday morning, it was nice to see the morning glory blooms, but those vines are pretty invasive 🤬. and zooming out, i look like a scrawny old man. granted, most of it is light and shadow, but still… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

close up of old guy inspecting morning glory blooms. wide view of old guy inspecting morning glory blooms. he is shirtless and looks gaunt

sometimes our animal friends just amaze us. on thursday, this #KingPenguin decided to just camp out and observe us silly humans. of course, i have to agree; us humans act a lot sillier than penguins ever do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

old guy poses for a selfie with a king penguin

walked up the block on wednesday to tell a new neighbor about the city’s yard waste policy. basically, yard waste pick up is the day after trash pickup so you can put your yard waste in the freshly emptied bin. they will NOT, however, pick up yard bags. thems the rules.

old guy shrugs in front of a neighbor’s house with their trash bins identified as well as a couple of yard waste bags on the curb

busy but good day on tuesday. early appt @ the doc’s for the #peeandbleed labs before next week’s quarterly checkup. splurged on a yummy belgian waffle @Chris_Pancakes_STL.bsky.social before being early to my appt @ Francis Park Dentistry to finally get that last (impacted) #wisdomtooth pulled.

old guy enjoys a breakfast of belgian waffles, egg and bacon with a cold caramel latte

monday was stupid hot (again) but managed to get out back and mow down my crop of weeds and picked up some sticks (some pretty big ones too!) that fell from my ancient maple tree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

old guy mows his backyard

stopped by the prairie dogs on sunday when a sudden cloudburst had everyone ducking for cover. the chimpanzees were already inside chilling out. after the rain everyone was back out though it was still muggy.

old guy by a bunch of prarie dogsold guy in the rain by a bunch of prarie dogsa bunch of chimps at playa trio of prarie dogs on a log

on thursday, i took my sister up by the Confluence of the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers to (hopefully) see lots and lots of sunflowers. i guess we were too early in the season since there were a lot less than id see in other years.

old guy and his sister pose with a field of sunflowersold guy and his sister pose with a field of sunflowersold guy and his sister along the banks of the Missouri river

on tuesday i made sure to get the yard waste out for midweek pickup before heading off to grab that bag of dog food i’d been meaning to. #FredAndEthyl may be old and decrepit (like me) but they still want their DEEEEnner!!!

old guy stands next to a bin of yard waste also reflected in the hood of his carold guy and shopping cart waiting in line at the grocery store

sorry for not keeping current with my posting. monday’s big accomplishment was pulling up most of those crazy sorghum plants that kinda look like corn stalks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

old guy pulls up a a bunch of sorghum plants from his gardenold guy pulls up a a bunch of sorghum plants from his gardenold guy pulls up a a bunch of sorghum plants from his garden

sunday was a bit weird, but i met a keeper at the prairie dog habitat and learned a few things. one was that this little guy is named Pete! the keeper said that the black spots on his cheeks was how he can tell Howdy, Mister Pete! 👋🏼😍

old guy drives home from work on a hot dayclose up of a prairie dog poking his head out of a hole a prairie dog poking his head out of a hole

saturday morning, finally found out how much water my dehumidifier holds. started using it when i was having AC issues last year, noticed the #smartthermostat saying “overcooling to dehumidify”. 🤔 remembered getting this for husband’s (failed) attempt growing “herbs” in basement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

old guy measures how much water his dehumidifier will hold

thursday was kinda muggy but not as intolerable as the week before. plus, figured out my portable fan fits nicely in a notch in the wall at the entrance to Penguin-Puffin Cove where we give a briefing to guests. later, i remembered to put out the recycling bin because #fridayisalwaystrashday 🤪

old guy gives a thumbs up to the small fan over his right shoulderold guy stands before a penguin habitat featuring cliffs and a waterfall old guy puts his recycling bin out on the curb on a cloudy evening

on wednesday, i got out back to attack some more weeds, but it started raining so figured i’d pop down to the drugstore to pick up a refill. they were closed for lunch so i took a chance and stopped by my regular dentist office to see if they were finally in-network. SURPRISE!! they finally are!

old guy pulls weeds in his backyardold guy pulls weeds in his backyarda look at the old guy’s mangled busted wisdom tooth

so….on tuesday i wound up down at the clinic where i usually see my #sleepapnea doc. though I’m not due for my annual checkup until DEC, they were testing a new smartwatch health app and needed someone with a history of diabetes. so i agreed to help and so went thru a series of exercises…

nurse monitors old guy on a treadmill old guy on a stationary bicycle while wearing a breath-monitoring mask old guy reads a book while wearing a breath-monitoring mask old guy stands at rest for 2 minutes while wearing a breath-monitoring mask