Marx's definition of the working class needs updating. If you haven't at least briefly had a Grindr account you're actually part of the social elite rather than the proletariat. You can still be part of a cross-class alliance, but not the vanguard. This isn't judgement it's just objective analysis
Workers’ Lit Podcast
@workerslit.bsky.social
Workers' Lit is THE literature podcast for hot, cool, gay, and/or working class people. Hosted by Aysha, Jen, Lenore, and Jacob Account run by Jacob. Others bear no responsibility for bad posts www.workerslit.com https://patreon.com/WorkersLit
You actually need to host a niche literature podcast for women to want you it's the only way
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
There are so many independent media outlets and projects I want to support and so little resources to do it with. If only these projects could *consolidate* into large conglomerates funded perhaps by ad revenue we could just... Oh FUCK no, no nevermind.
The new Certified Media Narrative is that narrowly *winning* a race where your opponent outspent you 13:1 and had the entire party and communications apparatus on her side is actually somehow a defeat for the left.
In less than two days this has already become our most-listened to episode ever. You know what that means? If you're NOT listening to it you're missing out in a big way. The FOMO should be closing in as we speak. Everybody's heard the episode but YOU. We can't have that, can we???? Fix that quick!!
On the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith" Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
Tuesdays are for reading Frankfurt School philosophers to try to figure out How We Got Here.
Incidentally if you'd like Workers' Lit to have long-range precision missiles, we have a Patreon,
You can say, "This is meaningless, you have 0 long-range precision missiles." I would counter that merely means we now have the same number of long-range precision missiles as the US Military.
Hades II Removes Every Single Character Following Complaints of Anti-Christian Bias ggtribune.com/2026/08/04/h...
"Subaru Socialists" is a direct attack on our lesbian listener base (AKA like 75% of our listener base) and we will not stand for it. @ us next time, Jay.
Alternate tagline and cover art for our entire show tbh
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
If anyone's got any good JD Vance acronyms we missed in our episode please share them with us. Some favorites: Just Dance James Dobson Jason Derulo Jak Daxter Jupiter Descending Jerkin' Dick Judy Dench Jack Daniels Jack DOUR Johnny DOXville Jeffrey Dahmer Jacob Dallas Jackson Dart Jefferson Davis
Meanwhile Workers' Lit has used "virtually none" of our long-range precision missiles in the same period. Goes to show the benefits of good policy.
U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
Suggestion: Hegseth 1v1s an IRGC Commando in a sort of David and Goliath winner take all situation
Donald Trump and his administration appear to be at a loss for how to move the needle in the conflict. Read: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social reads the EXTREMELY paranoid words of JD Vance. If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
He should have said, "This is the main site Workers' Lit posts on" that would have gotten millions of sign ups in minutes
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
JD Vance says (not kidding) "If the ship is sinking, I would rather be on the Titanic than a lifeboat" in his baffling new book, giving credence to my theory that if we all are mean enough we can get him to Do It.
The one downside of not being on the site once called Twitter is that I know JD's annoying ass name searches over there. This is why I need those of you still on that site to go over there and post about our new episode making fun of his book. It is highly important that he feels bad at all times.
Huge news for all the Aysha gets mad heads out there
On the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith" Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
I just think that if you're an acronym you gotta stand for something, ya know?
I do not care for our millennial VP. Not one little bit.
On the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith" Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
On the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith" Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
Amateurs may not get this but all podcasters sit like this while recording. It's an auditory medium so you can't see it, but we do it the whole time. It's a normal way to sit while Pod Casting.
What if they created 10 million Erika Kirks?
JD Vance refuses to accept our Collab request on this post despite the fact we're talking about his book tomorrow. Pretty Two-Faced JD smh.
Tomorrow is Just Dance Vance day for Workers' Lit and we're all VERY angry about it
we require everyone's gay dollars please process them here (if you have straight dollars we will take them as well but the exchange rate is weird so you should give us twice as many)
You can back the crowdfund here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...
Establishment Democrats: "We need to reach across the aisle to win over the base of the Republican Party." The base of the Republican Party:
JD's not going to be happy when he learns we're covering his new book... Workers' Lit episode (ft. @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of @worstpossible.world) on J.D. Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith" drops Monday, August 3rd Folks, it's Catholicism time.