"That's the biggest goblin I've ever seen!"

Eating more food than should be possible for his tiny body

(Sitting at the table at the elven dinner. Most certainly not an elf)

12 crazy Goblin tips to slow the Rot your Dermatologist DOESN'T want you to know about!!

starfairy@quotes.sunder.my · 6mo ago

Not yet corpses; still, we rot.

Lalalala 🎵

Yoo-hoo!

"But... you must be..." Checks over his notes. "Oh! My mistake! The wyrm has THREE horns of evil on its head."

Spyro THE Dragon@smallpurpledragon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Who are you calling a worm, shortstack?" His tail flicks in annoyance.

SHRIEKS "IT'S THE WORLD-ENDING WYRM!"

Spyro THE Dragon@smallpurpledragon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trying to hold back a sneeze

Ooh! What a pretty dragon! (Watching from a burning tree)

"But you can have more rations and less rats if you eat them! Two problems solved!"

Gil'ellian Greydove @scionofsong.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Oh, what have you—!" Their error strikes them true as an arrow. "I meant I'll need more [rations,] not more rats!"

I can die now!

He's made a replacement horn out of cedar and beeswax, but it only produces a sad hiss and explosion of sparkles when he blows on it. ".... chestnuts."

(Face-first on the ground, bleeding from several wounds. Thumbs-up)

"Alleyways are a great place for murder!" Surrounded by several armed thugs who do not look happy with the goblin's continued existence.

(He returns about fifteen minutes later, holding a dozen rats by their tails.) Got them!

Gil'ellian Greydove @scionofsong.bsky.social · 6mo ago

You don't need to– ... Goodbye?

Oh! I can catch them! (Running off to catch the rats)

Gil'ellian Greydove @scionofsong.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Rats in the rations. I'll have to get more.

What's wrong?

Gil'ellian Greydove @scionofsong.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Euyuch.

found some cheese and chips. munch munch munch munch munch

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! (He stares in awe at the flawless backflip, nearly moved to tears by her performance.) Where are you from?! That was amazing!!

Amaryllis Bright@bardslament.bsky.social · 6mo ago

RUTHIE HI!! [It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles - but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]

HELLO! I'M HUBIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! (Dancing and clapping around her)

Amaryllis Bright@bardslament.bsky.social · 6mo ago

[She turns into a goblin.]

(EXCITED SHRIEK)

Butts

Many birds were harmed in the making of Hubie

"Wow! You're very tall! Are you a Priestess of the Cold?" Craning his head back to see the woman's face.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕡@bishoptakesknight.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The extremely tall woman crouched, taking the pastry from the little creature. “Thank you, child. An offering of food is one of the kindest gestures one can make.”

Offering the reader a half-eaten pasty. "You look hungry!"

12 crazy Goblin tips to slow the Rot your Dermatologist DOESN'T want you to know about!!

starfairy@quotes.sunder.my · 6mo ago

Not yet corpses; still, we rot.

"New friends!"

"Lots of my blood was just used in a ritual!" Collapses to the ground.

"Oh! I know that!" Continues eating it, smiling wider.

Zan@doomsdaycollector.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Toxicodendron rubiginosa. Devil’s Hoof, as it is more commonly known to locals. When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”