My stupid fucking body. Why do my knees hurt from laying down??? This is the rest position you fucking idiot
Is there such thing as a system that isn’t fundamentally broken
Who else up wanting to go to bed but unwilling to do the steps
Me when im normal and my calf is still sore from a Charlie horse I had this morning (14 hours ago)
Me when I’m normal and get a Charlie horse every day
The worst part of being alive is the fact that there are tasks every single day
Can someone explain what’s going on in the world like I’m 5 I’m tired
Every so often my head and extremities get tingly in a way I generally dislike
Don’t want to go to bed and admit I have to go to work tomorrow (it’s week 3)
What do you do if you think AI is an immoral evil but all of your coworkers and bosses use it to make their lives easier asking for a friend
Me when I’m so bad at my job and trying my best doesn’t make me good at my job ☹️
Cannot wait to go to bed tonight. I love spending more time at work than I do at home! 🥰
“We’ve got piastri inside of us here” Do we?????
Considering purchasing a bagel this morning. Debating if it’s worth the time/effort to walk there and the money to buy it.
I think I’m already getting a sore throat. I’ve had my new job for one (1) week. The insurance hasn’t even kicked in yet.
Did my partner tell me last night that whey protein contains lactose? Yes! Did I remember this fact when I ate 6 protein balls this morning? Nope!
One like and I’ll play my violin today for the first time in months
Hey team what should I listen to on my run? A) NPR B) Music C) Crying Baby Sounds D) Podcast 🤪
The haters will have you believe I don’t want to go on a run today (it’s me I’m haters)
The middle with Jeremy Hobson is actually insane tonight. Why do you have a trump cocksucker on your show and why are you allowing him to spout insane nonsense unchecked????
Too hot from ???? existing ???? so I have to lay under the fan until I cool down enough to sleep