sometimes i'll be like "HOLY SHIT i should get a tattoo of a donkey!!!" and then remember that of the two tattoos i currently have one of them is literally a donkey

big walk is an interactive video game experience that makes you gay

please be normal about this

last night i was bragging to my sweetie that "despite" being fat for 34 years i'm still in really good physical health and then i strained my lower back doing the ashlee simpson hoedown to linkin park

we got another bout of warm weather which means i cut the sleeves off another shirt

i keep the skin on my kiwis to microdose eating pussy

i'm finally a professional musician (made $10 for playing three shitty covers on my out of tune guitar)

i saw evicshen perform at bottom of the hill on sunday, it was one of the coolest fucking things i've ever experienced and she ended her set by cracking a bullwhip directly over our heads

to my heartbroken lovergirls: never give up hope

i thrifted one oversized hawaiian shirt and it really turned me into that thitch(they bitch)

been trying to cultivate the idea that i'm actually transmasc so people think my tiny girldick is actually an average-sized tdick

angle devil etc

it sucks that the papa roach cover of gouge away actually rips

changing into the red shirt if the date is going REALLY terribly

i was grabbing flannels to try on at the thrift store and without even meaning to i picked out the fucking Fantano trifecta

looking at bullshit that pisses me off and getting pissed off at it

doing "money for nothing" at karaoke just for an excuse to say "faggot" into a microphone

if i were a trillionaire i would build a big dryer and then anytime i was sad i would get in a mesh bag and tumble dry myself on low for 30 minutes

just gotta keep reminding myself that i'm seeing HLLLYH later this month

i made a bunch of new friends recently who have been so kind and welcoming and all the most damaged parts of me keep saying it's only a matter of time before they all hit the bricks

i cannot believe how fucking true this has ended up being

creek 𓋹𓅞@wormsuccess.bsky.social · 5mo ago

it's creek summer y'all

Can’t find it but my favorite Mitch McConnell tweet of all time is that he looks like someone who if you stole his amulet, he’d say, “My Amulet!”

i can''t believe what i see

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