I can't believe it, William Regal! Daisuke Harada and Missy Hyatt are the newest members of the Blackpool Combat Club, and they just put the whole locker room on notice! Pow!
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It's up to you, World Wrestling Federation fans! If you could pick 9 wrestlers from video games, comics, and movies to be a brand new stable, who would they be and what would the group be called?
BAH GAWD! The match has spilled out of the ring and out to the locker rooms! Willie Mack and Johnny Gunn are giving it all they've got!
What a night! We have Jaguar Yotoka in center ring calling out Kiera Hogan! This is gonna get ugly, 'Mean' Gene Okerlund!
You've got your Pipe Bombs, your Steiner Maths... even your Hard Times. But the promo Kiera Hogan just cut on Rob Kellum will go down as one of the greatest of all time! Can they even air that on Peacock?
Nitro Girl Skye and her rival, Black Lotus, put on a marvelous ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ classic last night at AEW Dynamite.
Bam! The match has spilled out of the ring and out to the catering area! Todd Champion and Derrick Bateman are giving it all they've got!
We've got Akuma, Stalker Ichikara, Magia Blanca, Dustin Runnels and 17 other vicious lumberjacks here to keep this match between Jun Kasai and Antonio Inoki between the ropes! And I still don't know if that'll be enough, Mean Gene!
The Calgary Crab is one of the most devastating maneuvers in the business, and Sgt. Slaughter is looking introduce Taka Michinoku to it tonight here on Capitol Combat!
Grab your bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios cereal and tune in to TBS next Saturday morning for the premiere of Terry Funk's Rock N' Wrestling!
This Day in Wrestling History: San Francisco, 2007 - Leyla Hirsch introduces the world to the Yes Lock, and wrestling would never be the same!
And coming soon for your Sega Master System, it's All Japan Pro Wrestling 1978! Featuring Stan 'the Lariat' Hansen on the cover! You've got to get us a copy, Lord Alfred Hayes!
From the top rope! Diego Luna with a Coup de Grâce! Ka-plow! And M.I. Smooth is out of it!
Thunder Rosa clamped a calf crusher on her sworn enemy, La Seductora, but the stubborn mule refuses to tap out! Somebody throw in the damn towel!
Coming up next, it's David Flair and Ángel de Oro vs Kento and Chicano in a tag team flag match! Business is about to pick up! The Little Caesars Arena crowd is jumpin'!
We've got Magnatude Kishiwada, El Payaso Makabro, Nihan, Konnan and 8 other angry lumberjacks here to keep this match between QT Marshall and Danhausen between the ropes! And I still don't know if that'll be enough, Kevin Kelly!
Yoshi Tatsu hit Shanky with a back brain kick before the ring bell! And now here come Ten-Koji running in! It's pure chaos out here, JBL! Pandemonium!
Whamm-o! The match has spilled out of the ring and out to the boiler room! Jerry Valiant and Fuma are giving it all they've got!
You may be the Archer of Infamy, but I'm Adrian Adonis! And I bow down to no man! And come Hog Wild I'm gonna be the new Major League Wrestling champion!
Rumor Alert! Hiroshi Tanahashi and Asya were seen exiting a White Castle together, and looking pretty cozy from what we've heard! Just friends sharing a meal? Or wrestling's newest power couple?
House show results from last Wednesday: Dr. Wagner Jr. over Ethan Page via pinfall, Ruby Soho over Yuka Sakazaki via pinfall, Sha Samuels (in their AJPW debut) over Julio Jiminez, and El Payaso Makabro outlasted 8 other wrestlers in a Battle Royale for the Number 1 contenders spot.
House show results from last Saturday in Cleveland: Fans were treated to an improptu sing along featuring 'Dr. Death' Steve Williams and Black Pain! I hope someone got it on film!
You've got your Pipe Bombs, your Steiner Maths... even your Hard Times. But the promo Miss Hancock just cut on Orange Cassidy will go down as one of the greatest of all time! Can they even air that on WWE Network?
Rumor Alert! Los Angeles is expected to host next year's Wargames. Will Big Machine's appearance next week on Club MTV with Julie Brown be where the big news is dropped?
Get your tickets now for WrassleBot-Con, next October at the AC Hotel and Convention Center in Paris! Come get a sneak peak at the upcoming WCW collectible trading card game from Upper Deck, and get a free special promo card featuring the Wizard!
Kenny Omega is back on Wrestling Challenge for the first time in months due to the injury they received at the hands of Pagano's devastating T-Bone Suplex. But they aren't coming back alone, Jerry Lawler, because once you're in, Los Ingobernables de Japon is for life!
Umm-hmm... listen up, Coach... Ooooh, I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in, but the cream rises to the top. Dig this, DIG IT!
DREAM MATCH! It's Video Wrestling champ 'Burning Rival' Santana in a tables match against 'Superstar' Billy Graham! Superstars of Wrestling will never be the same!