William Strife

@wstrife.bsky.social

I never send unsolicited DMs on discord. Lover of money, capitalism, and totally real personality that's NOT satirical. Find me on https://youtube.com/WillStrife Professional inquiries: WStrifeYT [at] gmail

Found this cute little tomato shaped baking crock at the store. Can't use it in the dead of summer cause turning on the oven is a death sentence, but I foresee potato, carrot, peas, and maybe ground turkey in it's future autumn.

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Turns out turkey bacon only tastes marginally different from traditional pork bacon. I always knew this would likely be the case, but experience will always be the best teacher. Lucky me the grocery had a crazy sale of $1 for an entire pack.

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I did not expect Nintendo to plan for Animal Crossing's 25th anniversary by sending me a nice piece of mail in game. Also such an unexpected chance for me to boot the game up on the day of it's anniversary!

A postcard reads the following:  
It's been 25 years since 4/14/01.
It was said, "Better than one is two, better than two is four, and better than four is...many." And there are so many of you now! Thank you.
Enjoy your islands your way.

Something is about to hit the fan. Melania Trump has come out of nowhere to say she never knew Epstein when none of the mainstream media is talking about him anymore. I can only interpret this one way: She is trying to run from a time bomb she knows is about to go off.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Reporter: I just got off a call with Trump, who said he had no prior knowledge that Melania Trump would discuss Jeffrey Epstein in her remarks today. Before we hung up, Trump said that Melania didn't know Jeffrey Epstein.

Never have I walked into an auto dealer only to be told "that car is at the dealership". Aside of it being a strange way to start the day, they sent it off to the certified dealer for a fix I guess.