One thing the Puyallup Fair should definitely be doing in these times of budget shittiness is going back to "two weeks/three weekends" and no more overlapping with the Evergreen State Fair, you're blocking vendors and exhibitors to take away nickels you'd already get anyways.

Man, you forget just how awful the "no school, no holidays" climate is for grocery deal shopping until you hit those six weeks every July-August between the 4th and the start of school.

One that gets me on the rare occasion it comes up is that Maureen McCormick and Maureen McGovern are two separate people.

Max Miller explaining his campaign strategy to Daddy Trump;

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I need some industrious YouTuber to make me a 30 minute "Uwe v. Ulli" analysis video.

Holy shit, Seranthony Dominguez wants to pull a Rick White, I guess.

One thing I remember from the Big Smoke a few years ago was the way the leaves turned by early September because they were smoked up for two weeks, we will see if this matches that.

I feel like if they made hotels disclose that they used MyPillow, it would be a "two birds, one stone" situation.

I bet that if you pulled enough thread, you'd find that two gun enthusiasts in a mid-sized rural town probably crossed paths plenty before one became a hero by stopping the other from committing more crime.

The picture that should be on those "Idaho Hero!" shirts;

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"The widespread smoke from the wildfires creates a layer that shields us from the brunt of the August heat" is a "finale of Dinosaurs" ass statement to be able to make.

There being an Eli Roth Ice Cream Man movie puts me in mind of the fact that they've done this TWICE before; I swear there was a DIFFERENT early-90s murderous ice cream truck movie that got uslurped by the magnetic presence of Clint Howard, but I can't remember it.

I held my ballot till yesterday, because I didn't want any of the state GOP efforts to court me via texts about the "Radical Ferguson agenda" to land somewhere they might have an impact.

The midroll is a short-form Trapped in the Closet parody... for a weight loss supplement?

This is a "litter of puppies wrestling under a blanket" type of trade deadline.

Usually the way, though, right?; "I heard a story that made me think, I should prepare if that happens to me. So I took nights. Weekends. Did MY OWN training. I WAS READY. When the situation arose, I leapt into action! I missed EVERY shot. Then he shot himself. Backpats for engaging, though!"

The "mythical, heroic good guy with a gun" rolled up, emptied his clip at a 0% hit rate, and "maybe distracted!" the guy who'd killed 3 already. 🤔 This man should have streets and schools named after him, since hitting a target is for criminals, true heroes miss 100% of the shots they still take.

I'd also implement a "rallies for the opposing team/players will no longer be allowed at the arena, but you can hold them at their team hotel or in this vacant lot a mile and a half away, you can pay to park there too" rule, hell are you letting the opposition have a rally before your game?

I will absolutely use the association to say my wife "taught at Stanford".

People need to accept that, in 2026, The Seattle Times is a real estate empire- with a sidelight as a media interest focused on maintaining their portfolio- which Wilson could really take some swings at.

Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 3d ago

What a batshit first sentence to an editorial excoriating the mayor of Seattle for removing a controversial police chief appointed by her predecessor, something our mayors have routinely done. The conspiracy brain at play: "How dare this scheming woman try to distract us from her incompetence!"

Need something for Joanna Cassidy's birthday...

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Let Raleigh hit ninth for a week, there's no reason a hitter having an all-time bad season should be in the middle of the lineup until it's going better.

My wife told me that her brother in law didn't show up because he wasn't feeling well and he did the Thing I Said She Could Never Do, then me going through my mental rolodex to figure out what she mea-

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A smart WNBA team would write language into their ticket sales to the effect of "if we sniff out that you're here to be a political distraction, we reserve the right to revoke your ticket privilege/reseat you in row ZZ where you'll get no attention on your signs and shirts".

Candidate who beat "mistress commits suicide by self-immolation" guy in the primaries is Also A Terrible Person, film at 11.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5d ago

Trump and Mike Johnson-endorsed congressional candidate Brandon Herrera has a history of laughing along with disturbing jokes about violence against children. Now there’s more footage.

Shitty candidate: I'm doing a small town, whistlestop tour across my district! Here are businesses that support my views! Businesses: actually, you never spoke to us and just assumed we'd host you without issue, fuck off.

(Listens in 2007) ...yes, this all sounds very familiar. "But they sell closer to capacity than almost anyone, clearly if the owners came to the table in good faith..."

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kaylie (evil)@basketghoul.bsky.social · 6d ago

Blazers sell more tickets on average than the Clippers, Nets, Suns, Bucks, Timberwolves, Hawks, Pacers, Kings, Pelicans, Grizzlies, and Wizards.

Well, at least we can bet the NEXT World Cup will be beyond rep- Oh. Morocco, known for being cool in the summer and great at human rights!

Thing is, your "cog" types implicitly accept the pedo class, because they make the market go vrooooom, which is how one gets that retirement/pension dream the pedos have sold as the reward for tolerating their misdeeds. When people get exposed, that dream- and years of work- becomes dust instantly.