why do parents always turn on an overhead light before thinking to open a curtain or two
august always reminds me of death. my grandaddy died august 2005, my first personal experience of death. i listened to mariah carey the emancipation of mimi on my cd player every day that month. august = death
the more i’m subjected to people talking about their art the more i’m like no one should be talking about art. enough.
the average reddit user is basically the most socially inept person you’ve met offline, why are they all like that
feel like such a bitch when i say “i don’t have instagram on my phone”
when i tell ppl my dream job is technical copyediting they get really scared
if taco bell makes you shit uncontrollably you have a weak constitution
eating the food that's already in your house feels so good when you don't have a grifter in your ear telling you to tear the cucumber into irregular chunks
trying to be productive in my studio but it’s already 90° at 10am #ok
shepard fairey painted a mural in albuquerque recently #fine and the libs are like “someone from that neighborhood should have painted it” and i’m just like do yall know that literal neo-nazis aren’t as obsessed with origin as this—
ppl are so dramatic on instagram captions omg am i a private person or do yall need journals
listening to demo tapes of your favorite albums is soooo goated
they're aware that this is a major draw of their product.....
svendolyn@wviwv.bsky.social · 2mo agothe fake pop-tarts at the co-op don't have as much filling as the regular ones no you need POP-TARTS® for these to hit
the fake pop-tarts at the co-op don't have as much filling as the regular ones no you need POP-TARTS® for these to hit
how do u nudge someone gently in the direction of applying deodorant
i appreciate the queer ppl who are like "i'll teach you how to work on your car" but (and not to be overly heterosexual) that's what a boyfriend is for . he can't cook i can't change a starter so we supplement .
i'll never have to be at work earlier than 9:45am. can we get some commotion for that
this man at the laundromat was unloading clothes with one hand while his phone blasted content at him in his other hand. he couldn't put it down or look away. cooked
trying to drink two liters of water per day they're calling me Pissy McGee
saturn transiting my moon, venus, and sun in that order meaning i won't experience ease or happiness until abouttttt 2032
sometimes i feel like my body too tea to go outside they hate sexy ppl in small towns why you think every bitch with a smile that could light up a room is DEAD
cannot believe i secured a job that's actually normal and real and spiritually-aligned. i was about to start auctioning my organs