Did everyone get the alert? Make sure you remember to email your local MP and let them know you got it, otherwise, what’s the point of the test? #AusAlert
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54 years and my life is still, trying to get up that great big hill of hope. If you ain’t woke, then you must be asleep.
Describe your favourite movie in the most boring way possible. Man living in television studio decides to leave.
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 3w agoDescribe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Family issues force NYC family to move to Las Vegas.
“Verify your age” I recorded songs off the radio onto a TDK cassette
The Creatively Maladjusted@tyrotcm.bsky.social · 4w ago"Verify your age" I have the Proof of Purchase in Team Fortress 2 (meaning I bought the Orange Box before the game was free).
My soccer team couldn’t score a goal. Nil issue
Jennifer Crawford@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 2mo agoSpilt water on the bench. Fill issue.
I’m old enough to remember when Tinder was used to start a fire
David Astle (alias DA)@dontattempt.bsky.social · 2mo agoI’m old enough to remember when Tic-Toc was a biscuit
Slightly increase a band: Moderately priced trick
Railmaps@railmaps.com.au · 3mo agoSlightly increase a band: The Archangels
‘Trump says [insert practically anything here], despite evidence to the contrary’ should be the title of almost any article written about him!
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4mo agoPresident Trump declared that he had already achieved one of the primary objectives of his attack on Iran, the elimination of its ability to build a nuclear weapon.
When I was growing up, I remember my parents scraping together $5 for fuel to make it to work. We couldn't go to friend's houses because we couldn't spare the fuel, and every trip needed to be accounted and planned for. If the petrol price went up, we stayed home. (No public transport) (cont)
can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 5mo agoMeta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
Excellent and surely unarguable letter in @thetimes.com on the case for making student loan debt tax deductible. One only has to think about this for one minute to wonder why on earth this doesn’t happen already…
Clint Eastwood stood behind us in the queue to go to the movies in Monterey California. We were undecided about what movie to go see, and we were so intimidated seeing him that we ended up picking ‘A Perfect World’ because he was in it.
Jennifer Crawford@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 6mo agoOk Bluesky, what are your most low key celebrity interactions? I once shared a lift with Tim Finn and put drinks in Bryan Brown and Rachel Ward’s fridge. My husband sold cheese to John Cleese and my mum delivered groceries to Gough Whitlam. Go!!
Royal commission into Where’s the Cheese?
Molk | The Guidefather 👍🇦🇺📺@molk.bsky.social · 7mo agoRoyal Comission into who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
No. I don’t want to leave a review. Especially if all you did was place a parcel at my front door.
erika@yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2y agoi don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
In the past two years, with surprisingly little notice, renewable energy has suddenly become the obvious, mainstream, cost-efficient choice around the world.
4.6 Billion Years On, the Sun Is Having a Moment
In the past two years, without much notice, solar power has begun to truly transform the world’s energy system.
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