...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN KEY WEST, FLORIDA has issued a SWEET 'N TANGY AIR QUALITY OF NO RETURN until 6:10 PM... #WXsky
WX Alert Mashup
@wx-mashup.bsky.social
Sliced and diced phony weather alerts in nostalgic ALL CAPS every 3 hours. May sound real; they are not.
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA has issued a SUPERB PIANO CONVERGENCE until 12:45 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS, MONTANA has issued a COLLAPSED TORNADO BOOSTER until 1:30 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BINGHAMTON, NEW YORK has issued a LEMON-SCENTED MOISTURE ALERT until 1:25 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK has issued a FLASH CALZONE CONVENTION until 2:25 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CLEVELAND, OHIO has issued a ZESTY TORNADO 'S GREATEST HITS until 6:20 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GAYLORD, MICHIGAN has issued a SOGGY COW MIX TAPE until 7:50 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA has issued a RANDOM SURF BOWL until 6:40 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN has issued an ORANGE-VANILLA GALE MASSAGE until 2:35 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued a GERMAN YOGURT CHALLENGE until 6:15 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MISSOULA, MONTANA has issued a MULTIDIMENSIONAL HOAGIEFEST OUTBREAK until 5:20 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MEDFORD, OREGON has issued a NITTANY GALE AT THE COMBINATION KFC TACO BELL until 12:40 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DETROIT/PONTIAC, MICHIGAN has issued a MULTIDIMENSIONAL WEDGEFEST 'S GREATEST HITS until 5:05 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW ORLEANS/BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA has issued a MAVIS BEACON TEACHES VORTICITY '87 until 7:30 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN has issued a LOCAL TIDE FIESTA until 12:25 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE has issued a JAMMED BEAR WIZARD until 12:10 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY/HANFORD, CALIFORNIA has issued a WHAT IF WE KISSED AT THE CHASER AS PART OF THIS BALANCED BREAKFAST until 1:45 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PEACHTREE CITY/ATLANTA, GEORGIA has issued an UNNECESSARY HURRICANE STATEMENT until 10:40 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOS ANGELES/OXNARD, CALIFORNIA has issued a BACON-CHEDDAR CHAINSAW LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN until 3:10 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BINGHAMTON, NEW YORK has issued a COLD TOILET PAPER FESTIVAL until 12:45 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS, MONTANA has issued a RUTHLESS FOG COMING UP AFTER THESE MESSAGES until 4:15 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN FORT WORTH-DALLAS, TEXAS has issued a SMOOTH HELIUM ON LINE 2 until 3:00 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TAMPA, FLORIDA has issued an URGENT BUZZ SAW ON LINE 2 until 6:55 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS has issued an ABSOLUTE POTASSIUM EXPERIENCE until 3:25 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN HASTINGS, NEBRASKA has issued a SPACEBALLS: THE GYM SELFIE EVENT until 10:25 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA has issued a GEOMAGNETIC TROPICAL STORM FACTORY until 5:25 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHANHASSEN/TWIN CITIES, MINNESOTA has issued a HAZARDOUS FLEX TAPE TOURNAMENT until 6:40 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA has issued a WEIRD POLYGON : THE MOVIE until 9:10 AM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MEDFORD, OREGON has issued a BRISK POLLEN NOW ON LASERDISC until 4:10 PM... #WXsky
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GOODLAND, KANSAS has issued an IN-FLIGHT CROP COMPETITION until 12:45 PM... #WXsky