omfg i had forgotten about this image. just the most wild "getting carried away" ever. you could just slim your waist, dude, and you might get away with it! (and of course still shouldn't) but no, you/your staff went with "frequently competes in--and places highly*--untested bodybuilding comps".

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h ago

"So he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video" is a direct callback to this image that deserves a second life in this campaign

if any of my fellow solar-having-folk have any roof space left over (after normal solar panels which are of course more important), our solar water heater set up is cool as fuck. well, hot as fuck I guess.

and that’s the twooth

Rusty Foster@rusty.todayintabs.com · 2d ago

I’ve been in Greenland more than two weeks and I finally found the wifi. Here’s the finest two-toothed narwhal skull in the world.

autodidactic asphyxiation is the way to go.

we don’t talk about the “improv to trophy husband” pipeline enough. no wait actually we do.

i’ve got DOMS in my pecs that, were they to occur in my lower body, would cripple me. but upper body DOMS? oh yeah baby it’s all upside woooo

nice of them to give her a bucket to pee in tho

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 6d ago

Terrible plan because my first, second, and third thoughts were all "either way it's getting ate."

trying to get from Glendale to Echo Park and you’re on 134? easy! DON’T get off on Glendale Ave DO exit to the Glendale Freeway DO stay on it until it turns into Glendale Blvd DON’T panic; you are now in Echo Park (but not *on* Echo Park; that’s a different street, you’re on Glendale Blvd, silly)

let’s not be harsh; this is a big promotion for this 15 year old ambitious young, uh, proto-man

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.

Discovering new levels of LinkedIness

looks like someone rowing out to sea to dispose of a Minion corpse

Katie Notopoulos@katienotopoulos.bsky.social · last wk.

I’m sorry, defense of the whatnow paddlingmag.com/skills/strok...

X gonna take it from ya Gonna take it from ya X gonna take it from ya Gonna take it from ya and so on

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today

“cover your bases” as an expression comes from baseball. specifically when it gets below 65 degrees and they put little fuzzy blankets on all the bases HOME PLATE NOT INCLUSIVE IT’S NOT A BASE. home plate gets a chemical heating pack because it’s fancy and pointy.

humility is a form of deceit. when i do it, anyway.

skeeting with the above average frequency of a man undergoing air travel. apologies/you’re welcome as applicable

obviously correct (and lol at the image) but if someone simply cannot do this, “posts” is fine as long as you don’t try to get other people to say it too (and def don’t propose other “fun” alternatives; it disrespects our culture)

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2w ago

so Opus 5 a) beats Fable on all the mucking-about chat tasks and riffs I do with Claude b) is available for 20 dollar pro plan instead of 100 dollar max plan c) doesn’t lobotomize itself if you say “super anthrax” ??? ok, plan to spring for max plan cancelled and I return to being an Opus-man.

no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! also my reaction is “Fable 5.1 when?!” lol

mary🐇@mary.my.id · 2w ago

wasn't expecting opus 5 today

Anthropic strongly reminds you *not* to joke with Fable about anthrax. (which i saw coming but lol)

a lakeside glass of bourbon is the most ethical fly trap

i like that we are on track for Dems to take congress and investigate Trump until he dies.

when Canandaigua is the vibe, Baja and camo shorts (not pictured) is the mood. (Since taking this picture, i have removed said baja as it is a bit too warm but i was just given it so i tried!)

“has Messi played that baby he washed?” was an amazing sentence I got to say to my wife…made even more amazing by having to then explain it.

If I had known that the prize for finishing third place in the World Cup was that you got to arrest the Tate Brothers, I would’ve played much harder.

one of countless bangers in a now-classic Kevin tradition (of roasting the aesthetics of apex chuds. nadir chuds? whatever, you get it). my account apparently just exists to repost these now. oh and there’s a rare misfire about Duke grads in there but I’ll allow it.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w ago

My man looks like NoHo Hank read the Turner Diaries

another tremendous entry in the “Kevin writes a couple dozen solid jokes about a chud looking weird” (I think it’s the third? Rob Schneider in his old timey ice cream fit and then blanking on the second).

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w ago

My man looks like Pat Boone being tased

spoiler for wheel of time book 13 I guess: man just randomly remembered how Rand frowns at his pipe tobacco (after remembering he didn’t have his normal magic any more) and it lit up (as per Robert Jordan’s notes)…and i was like goddamn, great, surely that dude has earned that reality-warp power!

brigs and schooners are all you need for a pirate fleet, folks, brigs and schooners. l33tfleet hashtag black flag resynced

some people used to like thirsty pics of me so here’s one I just snapped. READY FOR POOL SEASON IN LOS ANGELES OH WAIT THAT’S ALL THE TIME (Apologies to anyone for whom seeing this was unpleasant; trying to delete)

this is also what it looks like when i order “just ham please, Xander style”

molly conger@socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 3w ago

i don’t know why?? the soft serve margarita comes with a little shovel but i am 100% on board

i just watch soccer for the peace prizes