NOAH’s Drug Cartel
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I was reading WTL blocks to Beth yesterday and Yuj and SANADA just look so much cooler(they are) than everyone in this block. I like almost everyone in this block too. They’re just Sex Pistols in their 40s.
J2KX is the best working heel junior group NOAH has had since that STINGER variation that had Kotoge and Kotaro in it.
Gabe kidd being a weirdo so like finding grass in your yard, but this is nuts
Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️@girlnextvore.bsky.social · last wk.For context this is about this fuckass thing gabe kidd said
I’ll miss El Hijo De Tokyo Pimps a lot when he loses at WK. Felt like Yuj was a real mentor to him from him taking the pre match promo degrading from him. To Yuj passing down TOKYOPIMPS when he won the junior title. He also definitely told him “Stack your paper by any means.”
Real shit are 3K gonna use that weird instrumental their band made that I kinda like or that bad song that pops me that Rocky made
YOH is a singles terrorist, but a Roppongi 3K reunion would move me
Big fan of when NJPW has nothing for Shota they just let him fight Yujiro cause it’ll make him happy.
OZAWA has become my NOAH ZSJ where I dread him working a singles, but I personally thought most of the work in him vs Naito was pretty good. Most of the big issues come from his inability to pace a main yet and stamina on both ends later on in the match leading to slip ups
I have some thoughts about Tomoka Inaba, but I need 5 business days to come to a conclusion.
Crown never falls, still the top family with a pet added
When people get into Puro later it humors me, but not in like an Elitist way. It’s just they’re adults and typicallly they’ve watched wrestling long enough to understand some things. I first saw NJPW when I was 13 and I saw all the top guys by the third episode I watched
It’s actually kinda nuts that by far the best DDT shows are booked by Daisuke Sasaki and for the most part he just uses his friends and books Togo to win.
The NOAH auditions being both men and women got me beating my chest, we’re going to restore the power balance.
Can’t explain it, but MJ looks like he smokes the hell out of a cigarette. I also love the heel YO-HEY theme which is a shocker cause his last theme was one of the best in wrestling.
Think Mante is a good fit for NOAH this time around. He brings a different style to the heavyweight scene. The first N-1 he did wasn’t good, but Mante when he got the Dream Gate and the months that followed were weird. He’s returned to form a bit this past year.
Huge Yuj backs Kaisei into the corner and whispers “Hey son you gonna learn how to work tonight. We slowing it down and I’m not losing.” Then hits with a Memphis punch.
NOAH’s Drug Cartel@xaviism.bsky.social · 4w agoWhen you’re draws? They gotta get celebs and Dragon to come try and take you out.
When you’re draws? They gotta get celebs and Dragon to come try and take you out.
Tekkers vs Nobu and Marufuji very good due to being a match very much not pieced together by Dangerous Tekkers. Everything is kept compact and everything matters which is when I think ZSJ can be good. Then add in the other 3 including the best worker in NJPW(Kanemaru) and it’s a good time.
Kenoh really is the world's most predictable man lmao
Triple clown champion@cavorting.bsky.social · last mo.She went to the last one as well and later met up with some "wrestler friends" who were all blurred out except for a few light blond hair streaks 🤔 (I thought this would lead to him being her next opponent) Maybe he can train her for the kickboxing idol fight?
Pulled up to Shawty’s house doing the Maybach pose on her front lawn.
Taniguchi is my NOAH Yujiro, not in the sense he’s my favorite wrestler. In the sense I think he’s the most underrated worker to ever come out of his dojo, everyone left and he stayed, and idk if he’ll ever get his true flowers. 1/2
This. AND FRANKLY. if the PHOTOGRAPHER got compensated for the amount of times their work was fucking stolen for social media clout, the same rules apply.
SHUM@shum138.bsky.social · last mo.(if sakisama got a penny for every time that pic got liked or shared on an sns site, she'd never have to work again which proves why the business model of social media is inherently and *irredeemably* bad & broken and therefore any profits should be socialized. in this essay i'll *sniped by mods*)