My girlfriend and I are lowkey addicted to Coven Academy

Last night I was really high and got very anxious that my girlfriend would judge me harshly for putting my leftover chili in the wrong size container. I overthought it a lot. Then I ended up picking a Tupperware that was comically large for the amount of chili I had

Ancestry DNA updated to remind me I am one of the whitest people to ever exist

Sometimes my dog chugs a bunch of water and then asks to go outside, and like I love that she understands the correlation between drinking water and having to pee, but it does not work that fast, girl I know you just want to go out and come in so you can get a treat

Happy international lesbian day btw

For some reason I let my dad pick the next tv show that me, my mom and brother watch together and he picked a sitcom from the 90s he loved and it is just not funny to me. I’m sure it’s funny but it’s all dated pop culture references

I literally was silenced for speaking my truth

This website has not let me post all morning

My cat is rage baiting me by playing with a jalapeño at midnight (don’t worry i took it away asap)

I hate that you have to send a thank you email after a job interview. Like come on. We both know this is bullshit. But it might give me the competitive edge so i gotta do it anyway.

Wanted to be lazy and skip washing my face but I forgot I have makeup on 💔💔💔💔

Sometimes you have to shit and then you are like ok I’m done now 👍 and leave but then it’s not true and you have to shit again

Health insurance is such a scam a $50 copay for me to see the doctor for less than a minute 😭😭😭 cuz my pots is relatively controlled but still

Im gonna cry in my car rn it’s literally xavtober and i haven’t been with him in months

Went on r/myboyfriendisAI and I really recommend not doing that unless you too wish to lose all hope for everything

My best friend said I would love Gideon the Ninth cuz I’m gay. I AM SO MAD

My dog took a very wet shit in my bathroom. Guess how I found out.

Home alone 😎 time to make mac and cheese without my dad yelling at me

Spotify what on God’s green earth is this.

Now hyperfixating on Don’t Starve Together

I slept til noon. I can’t remember the last time I slept in that much

Phoebe Bridgers = peak as always The mountain of Wendy’s gf and I devoured after = even more peak It’s now 3 am I need sleep

Phoebe Bridgers concert today 🙏

She is like an angel in the shape of a fat old dachshund

I clicked apply on a job on Linkedin and it had a pop-up that was like "sorry you wouldn't be a good fit for this job :/ maybe try something else loser"

Nobody understands how hard it is to have video games be your hobby when you are so fucking bad at video games

Pots is goofy cuz my water bottle lid got stuck and jt was so hard to open I almost threw up

The thing is there is no one like Xavier, but I can't play lads I haven't touched the app in two months, but I don't have any other characters that affect me this way, so it is just a miserable cycle

I'm totally fine and normal and I don't miss Xavier so bad it hurts

That is not a chef boyardee mini abcs and 123s