ALEX!?

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Thought of yuri TFA MegOp and nearly combusted 😵‍💫. Megs would love groping Oppy's body, would tease at the fact that Oppy is so small even when—by Autobot standards—she's got quite the tits + ass.

Damn... heard what SG!Oppy sounds like and it just confirmed what I feel deep in my heart: he is fucking the shite outta Optimus 👹🔥 HE WOULD WANNA FUCK THE WIMPY GOODY TWO SHOE VERSION OF HIMSELF, YRREAHHHH

(cw emeto) morning sickness hitting Pregtimus hard mid-frag 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Him being so embarrassed and yelling at Megatron to stop, but to his mortification, Megatron keeps pounding at his valve 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Megatron not even caring bc it's all gonna get cleaned up anyway and it's hard for OP to get crazily

All I can think about is Megatron keeping Optimus sick so he can tend to him and frag his deliciously hot valve in his sleep. It's actually a gentle thing, all things considered; Megatron can only be this soft towards Optimus if Optimus is half-delirious with infection 😭

Orion, who wants Megatron to quit certain vices, makes a deal where every time Megatron gets the urge to drink or smoke, he himself does it in Megatron's stead for his viewing pleasure. Megatron enjoys seeing Orion's optics go hazy since he's a lightweight. When he kisses Orion, he gets to taste

I need to post my more fucked up bottom Orion/Optimus fics bc compared to past works for other fandoms, my TF stuff is kinda tame. I STILL BELIEVE IN UKE ABUSE, I SWEARRR 😭💔

Mentally ill Orion goes on a spiral that nobody realizes its true severity; he masks really well, unfortunately. Something, something, him going on a bad bender and making reckless choices with his body, GRAHHH 👹👹👹

My mind tells me to come up with a MegOp Hannibal au, but in my heart, ik Optimus isn't on the same mentally ill level as Will and that saddens me greatly 💔

Cybertronian strippers lack bulky kibble and leave their more malleable protometal exposed (especially around their hips, chest, and groin)... Hmm... Having to dance with their valves out, hgnanne, some patreons near the stage can swear they can smell their natural wetness from all the dancing 😵‍💫