My fave wildflower is the Palmer’s penstemon. They make seed stalks at this time of year and I pick them and spread them around on our walks.

tfw when My Friend My Friend starts to go off

Frog and Toad Bot@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · yesterday

The sled began to move down the hill. “Here we go!” said Frog.

but have I told you about my obsession with cicadas? I picked one up(not this one) this morning while walking around putting out signs for the farmers market. It was nearly dead and covered in ants. It crawled around on my hand and tried to insert its proboscis into my finger, which kinda hurt ngl.

I need one #Phish Dick’s field ticket for Saturday, for my daughter, if anyone knows anything good! 💕

it’s good to be the market manager, look at these gifts i got today 🥹

nice

I am the cat

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · last wk.

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

My friend was telling a story about being at a music fest around 2006ish in northern CA. After the last band played they heard this weird sound from off in the distance and followed it up a canyon to find someone playing the fucking Beam.

it’s too bad this tv show never got off the ground

I found this guy up on a roof perfectly dried out, check out that proboscis!

turns out yall we’re right about this stuff, it’s fucking good! also, I thought that @dijcrap.bsky.social lived in OR?!?!

do you think that Klingons have the same ridges on their dicks as they do their heads? #ribbed

the tfw you hang out with your friend who grows weed and the mosquitoes get annoying so you light up some old product #upinsmoke #nicedreams

this fuckin dingdong is taking up 4 spots

some call it tamjee some call it the weed some call it marijuana some of dem call it ganja LEGALIZE IT!!!!

does anyone else have to pay the belly rub tax every time they walk past their doggo?

breakfast o champions

I should call her

I got to talking to a lady about lsd and mdma and she had this little plunger thing that you squirt up your nose. I’ve only done k once in 1996, I barely remember. This was interesting, almost felt like coming down from something, in a good way though. Need to try again methinks.

⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️@xerimichael.bsky.social · last wk.

I ‘microdosed’ some ketamine tonight and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

look at this chunky thang

hey, @zzbenz.bsky.social liver lady came up and said hi to me today

me and who?

I got to see Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears last night, what a fuckin blast that guy is. I haven’t seen him in 15+ years and he hasn’t lost a step. The dance floor, as usual, was all mine. When multiple people come up to you and comment on your moves you know you did good. Now, the market.

I ‘microdosed’ some ketamine tonight and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well, here it is, folks, it looks less terrible with all of the tiles in if you don’t think too hard about it

What almost killed me the Atlantic Ocean in RI a river in the White Mts, NH dysentery in Ghana

-tk-@cmlwlk.bsky.social · last wk.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Portuguese man o’ war - Mexico 1988 Palytoxin - my coral fish tank Maine 2025 Deer on highway - Maine 2014 My second wife - Maine 2016 Some lady and my motorcycle - Maine 2004

we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe

just took a boys everything shower *letting the shampoo run down and wash my whole body

we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe

lemons into lemonade OR dry ass turkey into delicious soup(asafoetida, turmeric, cumin and chipotle for the win plus green chile of course)

⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️@xerimichael.bsky.social · 2w ago

for fucks sake what I thought aaa a rotisserie chicken is actually a turkey breast 😭