4Bit Daddy (After Dark)
@xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW WARNING (Gay Male Imagery) Part diary, part mood board, total shit show. Over 2K fellow deviants follow my crap for some sick reason, and I’m here to enable it. You’re all deeply unhinged and I love you for it. Welcome to the back room. 🥂
I got a medical check-up. I had neglected this since 2023. And contrary to my expectations of having completely fucked up levels of everything, turns out I'm as fit as a fiddle. Hell, even my A1c, cholesterol and triglycerides are normal now which is better than my 40s. Not bad for a 50+ fat ass!
Chicago Bears Fan Hype
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I will always shop around for a good price except when it comes to bloodwork. Going to a cheaper lab usually means I'll get poked and prodded many, many times on failed attempts to draw blood, which I hate. While pricier labs usually hit the vein on the first try and I'll leave less agravated.
Takut Jarum
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I have my yearly bloodwork on monday, and it includes a PSA. For which I was asked to refrain from sex for at least 48 hours. And now that I know I can't touch myself until then my brain decided to rebel. I'm experiencing an insane urge to breed someone and get my prostate pounded to a pulp. WTH!
Super Mario Galaxy Movie
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Oh, so guy stuff talk. I am a big boy, have big thighs and live in a hot area, which leads to lots of sweat in my junk. I truly hate it when my ball sack sticks to my thigh and I have manually to peel it off. Maybe I could toss some talc-free powder on my balls? Any manly smelling suggestions?
NGL, this right here looks sexy AF! 🔥🔥🔥
Forest Cliff@forestcliff.bsky.social · 5mo agoHe pounded me all night
No, I'm not distressing over whether people block me over my AI takes. My stance is simple: AI tech IS a useful tool, IF used responsibly. The REAL problem is Corporate Greed, consuming the world's limited resources for AI data centers, and using AI to replace human labor and produce AI slop.
If by any reason (no judgement here) you happen to use Gemini (Google's AI), there is a way to opt out of having your conversations used to train it. Gemini > Settings > Activity > Keep activity Switch that shit to OFF. Unless, of course, you are cool with training a Corporate Overlord's LLMs.
Alright my woof.group mastodon account is now completely aligned with my bluesky account via a python crossposting script running on a crontab. Which means I can slowly wean myself off of here and into there at my own pace without it feeling like yet another social unaliving. Your move, bluesky!
Matrix
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Guess the hallucination ridden AI searches, pics and code were not good enough reasons to get people to pay a monthly subscription for the thing. Sam Altman must be really hurting for cash to be sending desperate emails like this one in an attempt to position its LLM as a "useful" shopping tool. 😅
I just discovered that lists used to block people can now be subscribed to mute people. Blocking lets them know they hit a nerve. But muting keeps them screaming into the void while you go about your day completely unaware of their existence. Weaponized indifference is the ultimate power move. 🤫
Ron Swanson's Best Giggle, Can't Wait
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I recently learned that I can actually smell the tiny traces of ammonia in the sweat of someone who overdoes it with their protein shakes or drinks their own pee. Which comes to no surprise since I also get car sick because of certain airfreshners that others don't smell. I'm such a bloodhound.
Bear In The Big Blue House Sniffing
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I'm mind blown that I was this many years old when I learned that I can use a browser extension to make my web browser look like it came from an 80's green phosphor CRT terminal. This hits me right in the nostalgia balls. 🤣
Someone should mod Cyberpunk 2077 and change "Arasaka" to "Sony", "Militech" to "Microsoft", "Tsunami Defense Systems" to "Palantir", "Kang Tao" to "Meta", "Netwatch" to "Google" and "Kiroshi Optics" to "Apple" as the evil corporations that are fucking up the world. Or make a meme of it.
Johnny Silverhand (Keanu Reeves) Shades Off
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The older I get the less inclined I am to rub one out. Gotta be in the right, horny mood and find the right porn, the right scene, the right actors with the right chemistry. Studio stuff feels sterile and devoid of emotion. Amateur porn is good but its locked behind OF/JFF pay walls. Am I broken?
Ron Swanson's 'What The' Moment
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So, I been rocking Droid Tycoon on Fortnite for a few months now, since this season of battle royale is meh. And it finally dawned on me that they got me chasing an ever elusive dopamine cycle of growing numbers and annoying gacha mechanics that have become absurd. I think I'm gonna ditch it.
Ron Swanson's Iconic Expressions
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I need to get Wolvenkit to work in Proton so I can extract the audio files I need to give Jackie his voice back now that I installed the JackieLives mod on Cyberpunk 2077. I need my choom back!
Jackie Welles Cyberpunk 2077
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The fuck with accounts that randomly repost my smut in their feeds while they're simultaneously posting stuff to try to get people to give them money to save the (insert their cause here). Like, you aint getting my attention to your cause by doing it and you'll piss many people off. Just saying.
Its funny how people look at me and my life and think I it made, not realizing that I know enough to worry about stuff, but not enough to ease my worries about stuff. And that I tend to catastrophize and suffer from stupid health anxiety, which makes living a normal life near fucking impossible.
Anxiety Graphic
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Like Raven Baxter I just had a vision of the future. Yep, this is going to be me when I reach my Golden Years... Sleeping on the chest of a younger man.
noodely@noodely.bsky.social · last mo.closeup bc they look so soft
NGL, PC gaming in linux (after the horrid rite of passage that is its learning curve) is the bees knees. Playing The Witcher III modded and watching Geralt of Rivia with Henry Cavill's face and body is *chef's kiss* Them "spicy" scenes hit different and now are extra spicy!
Witcher The Witcher
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So I ditched PopOS in favor of Bazzite yesterday for my gaming PC and that was the best decision ever! Boots directly to Steam and the games launch flawlessly. 5.1 audio support through HDMI is still missing, it can be selected yet all rear speakers are silent, but we'll survive. 10/10 recommend.
Happy Ron Swanson in Parks And Rec
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Speaking of gaming frustrations with PopOS Linux. I can't get the computer to send 5.1 audio to the soundbar. All I can get is stereo. And I was punching keys for like 2 hours to no joy. So, another compromise. Not sure if Bazzite has had better luck with dealing with this annoying details.
I was heartbroken to learn that the instagram videos of the bears that met in the commuter train were AI generated. I was hoping they'd be real actors in some japanese/korean/chinese TV show streaming somewhere, so I could binge watch. Sadly it turns out they were just hollow computer dreams. 💔
So, I ditched microsoft last year and moved to linux as my main platform. With Steam and Proton I get around 60 fps on Cyberpunk 2077 with Ultra settings on an RX9070XT, at 1440p which is low. But I can't for the life of me configure it to push more than that. AAA games are a pain to set up.
In an interesting turn of events mexican legislators are calling for an investigation of antitrust practices by Sony for ditching physical media. Citing that Sony would establish simultaneous control over hardware, digital store, distribution and pricing for PS users, reducing market competition.
No, no, no, no, NO! Did you learn nothing about the data leaks scandals of recent years? In the US alone the Identity Theft Resource Center tracked over 3300 corporate data leaks in 2025 (remember discord), and 2026 is on track to beat that pace. www.idtheftcenter.org/post/2025-an...
A dodgy "free" VPN allows you bypass the stupid Texas Age Verification mandate for mobile apps if your IP maps you to Texas. But the Texas law says nothing about blocking access to a website on a PC, yet Bluesky enacted on it's website anyways for some asinine reason. And here we are...
