Practice makes perfect. (It didn’t go where you thought it was going.)
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I just love Practical Magic so much. & that soundtrack is diabolical 🔥
Me in the dark room this weekend. Y’all it was a good weekend. I’ll prob just keep dropping cryptic bytes until *this* weekend.
dc throat@dcthroat.bsky.social · last wk.“Yeah all the way down, throat that dick” @globalbttm.bsky.social
I am also, notably, on my third honeydew of the week. #melonenthusiast #wednesday
In other news, it’s September 9th and I just finished my 4th audiobook this month (albeit one was begun at the end of August). It does feel like a miss that I could have been doing this all along.
If you like it from the front wait til you see it from the backbackbackbackbackback #humpday
You ever feel someone’s skin and spend the rest of the day ravenous? 👹💦
Started One Punch Man on a whim. It’s hard to believe this has multiple seasons. It has all the rizz of my stepdad’s favorite Flash videos.
Spontaneous bottoming? On a Thursday night? At my age? In this economy??
Need to practice my couch work
Jameson Taylor@jamesontaylor.bsky.social · 6mo agoMade him my bro 😈 feat. Sean Ford
I'll be your lap bottom while we chill on the couch @erictyrellxxx.bsky.social
They said it’s a hackberry tree but I keep finding all these acorns
Hey is it okay if I turn this into a “dunk on astonishingly Excel-illiterate professionals” account in the space between dick pics?