xjawn

@xjawn.bsky.social

Hockey fan running the math on our orange menace and his chaotically mediocre team. xjawn.com

Remember Some Guys #2 He grew up a few streets away from another guy that'll come up eventually. One skater, 13 seasons of career value, years redacted. Name him. 5 goal lights if you get it cold — every clue costs you. https://xjawn.com/daily #NHL #hockey

A line chart titled Remember Some Guys number 2. It plots one anonymous NHL skater's career value (goals above league average per 60 minutes) across 13 seasons, labelled S1 to S13 so the years are hidden. The orange line is the player; shaded grey bands behind it show the league's 5th-to-95th and 25th-to-75th percentile range each season, with a dashed line at the league median. The puzzle is to name the player from the shape of the curve.